Welcome, wonkeesters, to another edition of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we hose down the news, filter out the stories that weren't quite worth a whole post but too stoopid to ignore altogether, spray the whole mess with cheap booze, and bring you the runoff. Enjoy!
A LOT of couples met there. The gov't made a point of hiring women to work at Los Alamos, and sponsored plenty of "social events" to help stir the pot in the self-contained little community they'd created. When Kubrick modeled Dr. Strangelove on Robert Oppenheimer, he did it in ways that few people could really appreciate.
Sure it's OK to shoot brown people in hoodies or people on your porch that have a concussion from a car accident but when you shoot my cable TV that is clearly unresponsible gun ownership.
I&#039;ve got it! The guy in <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0094077\/\?ref_=fn_al_tt_1" target="_blank">Surf Nazis Must Die</a>. What&#039;s my prize?
For some reason the rural private phone company where we live installed fibre-optic back in 2000. We ran into a guy who was on the crew a while back; he tells us we have the best system in Canada. With maybe 3 houses/km on our road, we have high-speed that lets both me and the mr live-stream Netflix at the same time. I can never move.
A LOT of couples met there. The gov&#039;t made a point of hiring women to work at Los Alamos, and sponsored plenty of &quot;social events&quot; to help stir the pot in the self-contained little community they&#039;d created. When Kubrick modeled Dr. Strangelove on Robert Oppenheimer, he did it in ways that few people could really appreciate.
So votes really can kill? That&#039;s going to greatly help the DNC&#039;s registration drives.
I thought the seasons were &quot;nice day&quot; and &quot;holy fuck, the whole world is on fire!&quot;
<i>Chuck Grassley might have investigated why scientists were wasting public money on &ldquo;fun.&rdquo;</i>
. . . and some other Xtard Congresscritters would be howling about how dragons are agin&#039; Jeebus.
Not only do they have fiber, but you probably helped pay for it.
Nope. Drawing a blank here - this is a tough one.
It&#039;s part of their contracts.
Sure it&#039;s OK to shoot brown people in hoodies or people on your porch that have a concussion from a car accident but when you shoot my cable TV that is clearly unresponsible gun ownership.
I&#039;m moving to Australia.
I&#039;ve got it! The guy in <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0094077\/\?ref_=fn_al_tt_1" target="_blank">Surf Nazis Must Die</a>. What&#039;s my prize?
I&#039;m sure Satan is involved somehow.
For some reason the rural private phone company where we live installed fibre-optic back in 2000. We ran into a guy who was on the crew a while back; he tells us we have the best system in Canada. With maybe 3 houses/km on our road, we have high-speed that lets both me and the mr live-stream Netflix at the same time. I can never move.
St. George might differ. After all, a dragon made him what he is.
God, guts, and ceramic squirrels kept America free...let&#039;s keep all three.
Nobody expects the Squirrelquisition.
Seems as good an explanation as any.