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CanCon represent!

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Hell, there is nothing that all members of one department can agree on.

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I understand that <i> Duck Dynasty </i> is a 'laugh at the rednecks' show. I would expect references to Jesus to be mandatory, in order to complete the stereotype.

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Surely such an event has never occurred to Our Intrepid Yet Humble Hero of the Golden Tresses.

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Bradlee Dean, we thought you was a toad!

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Note to Governor McCrory and other clueless plutocrats: the fate of the Romanovs can still be yours!

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and he graduated Magna Cum Laude from Strawman State

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it's good to know that if you haven't been informed of any given right you don't actually have that right

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Was she always your congresscritter or did you get gerrymandered into her district like I did?

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Bearing false witness for Jeebus is OK.

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"What we ought to do" . . . as decreed by Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, and other miscellaneous self-righteous assholes.

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Clearly, you aren't seeing well, because I see a fetid sack of shit every time I see Bradlee Dean.

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funny how that works

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as did Perry- it's apparently a thing with these clowns

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At least one abortion is mandatory prior to graduation, but you can take one as a PE elective every year.

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Wait, I thought rights were inalienable and bestowed by the Creator? Sounds like someone hasn't read their Declaration of Independence!

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