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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hell, there is nothing that all members of one department can agree on.

PubOption's avatar

I understand that <i> Duck Dynasty </i> is a 'laugh at the rednecks' show. I would expect references to Jesus to be mandatory, in order to complete the stereotype.

Jared James's avatar

Surely such an event has never occurred to Our Intrepid Yet Humble Hero of the Golden Tresses.

diogenez's avatar

Bradlee Dean, we thought you was a toad!

diogenez's avatar

Note to Governor McCrory and other clueless plutocrats: the fate of the Romanovs can still be yours!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and he graduated Magna Cum Laude from Strawman State

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's good to know that if you haven't been informed of any given right you don't actually have that right

Dylan Black's avatar

Was she always your congresscritter or did you get gerrymandered into her district like I did?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"What we ought to do" . . . as decreed by Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, and other miscellaneous self-righteous assholes.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Clearly, you aren't seeing well, because I see a fetid sack of shit every time I see Bradlee Dean.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as did Perry- it's apparently a thing with these clowns

Jared James's avatar

At least one abortion is mandatory prior to graduation, but you can take one as a PE elective every year.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Wait, I thought rights were inalienable and bestowed by the Creator? Sounds like someone hasn't read their Declaration of Independence!