Welcome to another Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we scrape our browser tabs for the stories that are too stoopid to ignore altogether but not quite worth a full post, stir in some weapons-grade snark, and serve it up to you.
A little girl, sir-named McGee, named for the vehicle that landed Neil and Buzz on the moon in 1969. Can you imagine anything sillier than a girl named 'Eagle'?
No, wait. That's not it. Just let me check here... oh yea, here it is: 'Module'. Little Module McGee.
First, take out the door from the sidewalk with an RPG, as a diversion. Meanwhile, make a flanking tactical approach through the neighbor's backyard. A tear gas grenade through the kitchen window, then you can make your pitch. Be sure to mention that the troop will be using the proceeds of this year's drive to sponsor a civics field trip to Washington D.C.
One morning errr... probably afternoon'ish after a particularly heavy night of drinking & a hangover a few Jehovah's Witnesses thought they could unlatch my screen door & step into my porch in order to knock on my front door. I decided to fling open the door butt nekkid and great them with a "oh helllz nah you didnt"! Never bothered me again.
For real? Jesus, that's just embarassing, never mind dangerous. I suppose they are also too dumb to wear safety orange vests. Look forward to a few "I thought it was a bear." accidental deaths.
Jesus wept
I use Mad Magazine
Don't confuse them with history. That's just put there to test their faith. Like all the dinosaur bones in the ground.
Nuh uh. In the case of an emergency you have to reach up, those exposing your vulnerable mid-riff to incoming fire. Best to leave the key in the lock.
A little girl, sir-named McGee, named for the vehicle that landed Neil and Buzz on the moon in 1969. Can you imagine anything sillier than a girl named 'Eagle'?
No, wait. That's not it. Just let me check here... oh yea, here it is: 'Module'. Little Module McGee.
Apparently, doves and shepherds were involved.
How do you make friends w/ someone pointing a gun at your child?
Answer: Veeeeerrry carefully.
First, take out the door from the sidewalk with an RPG, as a diversion. Meanwhile, make a flanking tactical approach through the neighbor's backyard. A tear gas grenade through the kitchen window, then you can make your pitch. Be sure to mention that the troop will be using the proceeds of this year's drive to sponsor a civics field trip to Washington D.C.
Any dude who takes his date to McDonald's for Valentines Day is TOTALLY getting laid in Bizarro World.
This horrible punning Hasse stop.
In a word, yes.
Ed: Dang.
At least she got <i>something</i> supersized for Valentine&#039;s Day.
Easy to be stress-free when half of the traffic in your skull is &quot;the neuron you have called upon is no longer in service.&quot;
And le sauce secr&egrave;te.
One morning errr... probably afternoon&#039;ish after a particularly heavy night of drinking &amp; a hangover a few Jehovah&#039;s Witnesses thought they could unlatch my screen door &amp; step into my porch in order to knock on my front door. I decided to fling open the door butt nekkid and great them with a &quot;oh helllz nah you didnt&quot;! Never bothered me again.
For real? Jesus, that&#039;s just embarassing, never mind dangerous. I suppose they are also too dumb to wear safety orange vests. Look forward to a few &quot;I thought it was a bear.&quot; accidental deaths.