Duuuuuudes. Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the (* koff! *) weekly feature where we roll up whatever seeds and stems are left from stories that weren't quite compelling enough to make a full post, but too stoopid to ignore altogether, and then we, uhhhh...
Childrens' books written by right-wing patriots, and songs written by GOP Attorneys General are "Art". Just about everything else is humanistic propaganda.
What&#039;s really hilarious is that actually he made rations during WWII (receiving a Gold Star from the War Dept. for his service). I&#039;m no fan of spaghetti-os personally, but I bet many a vet recalls his food as a damn sight more edible than the alternative, spam. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_Boiardi">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
In other words: False Outrage is even phonier than usual.
Poor ole NYT, still publishing Brooks and Douchehat.
The Editorial Page editor has been sighted crouched in the back seat of the Google Street View car, desperately scanning the sidewalks of America in search of a Republican thoughter and writerer capable of putting two coherent sentences together without sounding like a gibbering schizophrenic orangutan from Mars. They tried to hire this guy <a href="http://img.gawkerassets.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18wursxri2llwjpg/...">http://img.gawkerassets.com...
but as you can see, he&#039;s already under contract at WaPo.
and I&#039;m quite sure Mr Brooks would be one of the <strike>hacks</strike> pundits to come to the defense of Duck Dynasty because <strike> freedumb consistency small government</strike> higher pleasures
Cohen is the type who would bogart the joint all night and every time he&#039;d pass it, it would be soggy from him drooling on it.
And he&#039;d blame the blacks for it...
Dingdingding!
Ah well, the stuff is still a weapon of mass disgustion.
Only because the low road that they preferred was 8 feet deep in pigshit.
Childrens&#039; books written by right-wing patriots, and songs written by GOP Attorneys General are &quot;Art&quot;. Just about everything else is humanistic propaganda.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Some people never learn...
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Beengayzi!!1!1!
&quot;Their hypocrisy was fun, for a bit, but it was kind of repetitive.&quot;
Yah ... can&#039;t argue with logic like that.
&quot;We want laws to &#039;encourage behaviors!&#039; As long as they&#039;re the kind of behaviors we approve of.&quot;
That, in a nutshell, is the hypocrisy at the core of conservatism . . . so much at the core, in fact, that Brooks is oblivious to it.
What&#039;s really hilarious is that actually he made rations during WWII (receiving a Gold Star from the War Dept. for his service). I&#039;m no fan of spaghetti-os personally, but I bet many a vet recalls his food as a damn sight more edible than the alternative, spam. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_Boiardi">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
In other words: False Outrage is even phonier than usual.
Poor ole NYT, still publishing Brooks and Douchehat.
The Editorial Page editor has been sighted crouched in the back seat of the Google Street View car, desperately scanning the sidewalks of America in search of a Republican thoughter and writerer capable of putting two coherent sentences together without sounding like a gibbering schizophrenic orangutan from Mars. They tried to hire this guy <a href="http://img.gawkerassets.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18wursxri2llwjpg/...">http://img.gawkerassets.com...
but as you can see, he&#039;s already under contract at WaPo.
When memes <a href="https:\/\/i.chzbgr.com\/maxW500\/7986514432\/h802639E2\/" target="_blank">collide</a>
and I&#039;m quite sure Mr Brooks would be one of the <strike>hacks</strike> pundits to come to the defense of Duck Dynasty because <strike> freedumb consistency small government</strike> higher pleasures
&quot;This isn&#039;t tuna.&quot; OMG . . .I think I&#039;m going to be laughing for days.
because they&#039;re insufferable, arrogant assholes?
Just a guess...