Hi-diddly-ho, Wonkerinos, and welcome to another installment of Derp Roundup, the feature where we scrape up a bunch of stories that were too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not quite worth a full post of their own. It's like Thanksgiving leftovers that have sat out too long, except they were kind of rotten to begin with.
Okay, recognizing that I will be mocked by most Wonkers for this: Spielberg.
I could also go for Lynch or the Coens, but I have to say that several of the most satisfying movie experiences I've personally had were courtesy of Steve.
This probably marks me as a naive whateverthefuck, but all I can say to that is fuck all you all.
Dok, I was eventually forced by curiosity to look up "fimicolous". While I think it lacks some of the Anglo-Saxon immediacy of "shit-sucking", the thing I found most interesting is that the Merriam Webster website said this wasn't one of their "regular" words, but was just available to non-subscribers on a temporary basis. I found this to be a weird idea. Do they think I'm going to forget it?
She also has many opinions on Buddhism, Islam, Protestant Christianity, Jew For Jesus (??) and any number of other religions she obviously does not understand.
Ooooh, they have 'em, all right. It's just that we don't hear about them, like we don't hear about liberals in Iran or Saudi Arabia. IT'S A PLOT IT'S A PLOT IT'S A PLOT!!!!11!
By the way and completely off -topic, but Wonkette-ixi, I truly love you, you know that, right? So read this as coming from one BFF to another: Wonkette.com is far and away the most ferociously mobile-unfriendly site that I have ever seen. I mean, you might as well put a big banner across the top of the page saying "Mobile Device Users: Nothing To See Here, Move Along."
I haz a sad now, because the bestest website of all time is for all practical purposes totally unreadable on a mobile phone. (sad face)
Excellent.
All dogs go to heaven.
Okay, recognizing that I will be mocked by most Wonkers for this: Spielberg.
I could also go for Lynch or the Coens, but I have to say that several of the most satisfying movie experiences I've personally had were courtesy of Steve.
This probably marks me as a naive whateverthefuck, but all I can say to that is fuck all you all.
'Bout time.
Hey, nothing says evolution has to lead to improvement in abstract terms.
Well, I'm damn sure that he or she is saying an RSS reader will get you the articles.
I don't have a smartphone, so I cannot register an opinion.
Dok, I was eventually forced by curiosity to look up "fimicolous". While I think it lacks some of the Anglo-Saxon immediacy of "shit-sucking", the thing I found most interesting is that the Merriam Webster website said this wasn't one of their "regular" words, but was just available to non-subscribers on a temporary basis. I found this to be a weird idea. Do they think I'm going to forget it?
The difference between "eat her out" and "eat out with her" are also subtle but socially important.
She also has many opinions on Buddhism, Islam, Protestant Christianity, Jew For Jesus (??) and any number of other religions she obviously does not understand.
and of course they had to use their Medicare to have a doctor remove the stapled teabags from their wives head.
We sometimes watch it for weeks at a time all day all night. This episode is perfect comedy. Watch it on HULU for free in style!
Me 2. I just play Candy Crush and delete til I get home.
The Log Cabin Republicans' Women's Auxiliary?
Ooooh, they have 'em, all right. It's just that we don't hear about them, like we don't hear about liberals in Iran or Saudi Arabia. IT'S A PLOT IT'S A PLOT IT'S A PLOT!!!!11!
By the way and completely off -topic, but Wonkette-ixi, I truly love you, you know that, right? So read this as coming from one BFF to another: Wonkette.com is far and away the most ferociously mobile-unfriendly site that I have ever seen. I mean, you might as well put a big banner across the top of the page saying "Mobile Device Users: Nothing To See Here, Move Along."
I haz a sad now, because the bestest website of all time is for all practical purposes totally unreadable on a mobile phone. (sad face)
Throw in the Chicago PD for fun.