Welcome to another installment of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we bring you a bunch of stories that didn't quite merit their own posts but were too stupid to ignore altogether. As usual, we recommend you fortify yourself with whatever helps you get through reading it -- alcohol, weed, or a +10 Potion of Protection From Idiocy.
People tend to forget that the main qualifications for a surgeon are gunslinger reflexes and a great memory. Contemplative rational synthesis is not high on the needs list.
This fall, I get to stand for reelection to the board of our little community services district. (I was appointed to a vacant seat). It will be my first personal contact with electoral politics. Since I'm in the foothills, it's possible that the fact that I'm an atheist Democrat will be a problem. I guess we'll see.
Give me a few minutes and that definition will read "an economic system admired by American Republicans for its conformity to the teachings of Jesus."
That's Chicago-style politics for you.
There is no inside. There is no outside.
People tend to forget that the main qualifications for a surgeon are gunslinger reflexes and a great memory. Contemplative rational synthesis is not high on the needs list.
Obama's jeans so loose....
Isn't that spelled OLIGARHY?
Guns. Whatever else you think of them, they make it easy to do shit for which there are no take-backs.
Were as many of our fellow Americans this crazy before the Internet existed?
As we all know: it takes one responsible gun owner to stop a completely unarmed teenager.
That Texas family has a lot of therapy in their kids' future...
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This fall, I get to stand for reelection to the board of our little community services district. (I was appointed to a vacant seat). It will be my first personal contact with electoral politics. Since I'm in the foothills, it's possible that the fact that I'm an atheist Democrat will be a problem. I guess we'll see.
Ali G, obviously.
Exactly. One1111!!!!!11111one111!!!
Obviously, too many of them have senses of humor.
<a href="http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/lazy" target="_blank">Surely.</a>
That&#039;s one helluva line.
<i>&quot;...Wikipedia defines socialism as... &quot;</i>
Give me a few minutes and that definition will read &quot;an economic system admired by American Republicans for its conformity to the teachings of Jesus.&quot;