Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, our weekly collection of cranky crap that wasn't worth a full post, but was too incandescently stoopid to ignore altogether. First up, Bryan Fischer told all his followers on Twitter today to go read this shocking
So, then all is well with the Economist, right? Deal=forget about healthcare.gov, right? Oh, what's that, they're still not satisfied? Well at least we (blows own brains out...)
What, no mention of <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/11\/rush-limbaugh-filibuster-rape-analogy-100269.html" target="_blank">Limbaugh&#039;s filibuster/rape logic</a> from a few days ago? Pretty sad when that&#039;s the SECOND stupidest thing he said in a given week.
(The above link goes to the Politico link instead of the original <a href="http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/research\/2013\/11\/23\/limbaugh-defends-offensive-rape-comments-by-hid\/197036" target="_blank">Media Matters story</a>, or the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/11\/22\/rush-limbaugh-rape-filibuster-obama_n_4325676.html" target="_blank">Huffington Post version of the story</a> I linked to over in Wonkville, because <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/11\/rush-limbaugh-filibuster-rape-analogy-100269.html" target="_blank">Politico</a> had such truly great responses as part of their story that you&#039;ll probably enjoy reading again and again.)
completely OT: i was so fucking pissed off today with &#039;the economist&#039; (i am routinely so pissed off by &#039;the economist&#039; but they write so bloody well and cover so many things i care about and i just. can&#039;t. quit. them). took bamz out for a <i>malfunctioning website</i>. said he could recover his presidency&#039; by - amongst other things - striking a deal with iran. (i don&#039;t why a malfunctioning website is equivalent to ending a decade long international standoff about nuclear weapons but important people seem to agree that it is). anyhoo:
today we may have struck a deal with iran.
and now i would like to say fuck off to the national and international media for making the last two weeks a complete pain in the ass.
Somebody page Sir Lindsey Graham&#039;s mouth, a deal has been reached with Iran to not get nukes, more or less. I&#039;m sure he will be furious. At the deal. and also at being rousted from whatever dark off-off Dupont Circle bar he was at. <a href="http://www.afp.com/en/news/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.afp.com/en/news/topstories/iran-world-...">http://www.afp.com/en/news/... Also, Fox news says it is an &quot;Islamic regime&quot; and that the president it late, typical. And Judy Miller is gonna be on to comment, hilarious!
So, then all is well with the Economist, right? Deal=forget about healthcare.gov, right? Oh, what&#039;s that, they&#039;re still not satisfied? Well at least we (blows own brains out...)
I&#039;VE got his foreskin. It&#039;s around here somewhere.
and if the band you&#039;re in starts playing different tunes
I&#039;ll see you on the dark side of the moon
Wait...different Rush.
Selling point, or unintended consequence:
&quot;I just licked the back side of Baby Jesus&quot;
You can get Conservaporn on every single channel and newspaper in America
Sounds a lot like how many million straight marriages?
I bet they had copies of Howl, too. And Emily Dickinson.
BAM!
And, on a related note, no straight male would ever want to watch two gay women have relations. No, sir.
What, no mention of <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/11\/rush-limbaugh-filibuster-rape-analogy-100269.html" target="_blank">Limbaugh&#039;s filibuster/rape logic</a> from a few days ago? Pretty sad when that&#039;s the SECOND stupidest thing he said in a given week.
(The above link goes to the Politico link instead of the original <a href="http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/research\/2013\/11\/23\/limbaugh-defends-offensive-rape-comments-by-hid\/197036" target="_blank">Media Matters story</a>, or the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/11\/22\/rush-limbaugh-rape-filibuster-obama_n_4325676.html" target="_blank">Huffington Post version of the story</a> I linked to over in Wonkville, because <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/11\/rush-limbaugh-filibuster-rape-analogy-100269.html" target="_blank">Politico</a> had such truly great responses as part of their story that you&#039;ll probably enjoy reading again and again.)
<i> ... homogenital sex ... </i> Wow.
completely OT: i was so fucking pissed off today with &#039;the economist&#039; (i am routinely so pissed off by &#039;the economist&#039; but they write so bloody well and cover so many things i care about and i just. can&#039;t. quit. them). took bamz out for a <i>malfunctioning website</i>. said he could recover his presidency&#039; by - amongst other things - striking a deal with iran. (i don&#039;t why a malfunctioning website is equivalent to ending a decade long international standoff about nuclear weapons but important people seem to agree that it is). anyhoo:
today we may have struck a deal with iran.
and now i would like to say fuck off to the national and international media for making the last two weeks a complete pain in the ass.
Somebody page Sir Lindsey Graham&#039;s mouth, a deal has been reached with Iran to not get nukes, more or less. I&#039;m sure he will be furious. At the deal. and also at being rousted from whatever dark off-off Dupont Circle bar he was at. <a href="http://www.afp.com/en/news/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.afp.com/en/news/topstories/iran-world-...">http://www.afp.com/en/news/... Also, Fox news says it is an &quot;Islamic regime&quot; and that the president it late, typical. And Judy Miller is gonna be on to comment, hilarious!
Life imitates art.
That is seriously fucked up