Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, our weekly collection of cranky crap that wasn't worth a full post, but was too incandescently stoopid to ignore altogether.
So, then all is well with the Economist, right? Deal=forget about healthcare.gov, right? Oh, what's that, they're still not satisfied? Well at least we (blows own brains out...)
What, no mention of <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/11\/rush-limbaugh-filibuster-rape-analogy-100269.html" target="_blank">Limbaugh&#039;s filibuster/rape logic</a> from a few days ago? Pretty sad when that&#039;s the SECOND stupidest thing he said in a given week.
(The above link goes to the Politico link instead of the original <a href="http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/research\/2013\/11\/23\/limbaugh-defends-offensive-rape-comments-by-hid\/197036" target="_blank">Media Matters story</a>, or the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/11\/22\/rush-limbaugh-rape-filibuster-obama_n_4325676.html" target="_blank">Huffington Post version of the story</a> I linked to over in Wonkville, because <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/11\/rush-limbaugh-filibuster-rape-analogy-100269.html" target="_blank">Politico</a> had such truly great responses as part of their story that you&#039;ll probably enjoy reading again and again.)
completely OT: i was so fucking pissed off today with &#039;the economist&#039; (i am routinely so pissed off by &#039;the economist&#039; but they write so bloody well and cover so many things i care about and i just. can&#039;t. quit. them). took bamz out for a <i>malfunctioning website</i>. said he could recover his presidency&#039; by - amongst other things - striking a deal with iran. (i don&#039;t why a malfunctioning website is equivalent to ending a decade long international standoff about nuclear weapons but important people seem to agree that it is). anyhoo:
today we may have struck a deal with iran.
and now i would like to say fuck off to the national and international media for making the last two weeks a complete pain in the ass.
Somebody page Sir Lindsey Graham&#039;s mouth, a deal has been reached with Iran to not get nukes, more or less. I&#039;m sure he will be furious. At the deal. and also at being rousted from whatever dark off-off Dupont Circle bar he was at. <a href="http://www.afp.com/en/news/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.afp.com/en/news/topstories/iran-world-...">http://www.afp.com/en/news/... Also, Fox news says it is an &quot;Islamic regime&quot; and that the president it late, typical. And Judy Miller is gonna be on to comment, hilarious!
So, then all is well with the Economist, right? Deal=forget about healthcare.gov, right? Oh, what&#039;s that, they&#039;re still not satisfied? Well at least we (blows own brains out...)
I&#039;VE got his foreskin. It&#039;s around here somewhere.
and if the band you&#039;re in starts playing different tunes
I&#039;ll see you on the dark side of the moon
Wait...different Rush.
Selling point, or unintended consequence:
&quot;I just licked the back side of Baby Jesus&quot;
You can get Conservaporn on every single channel and newspaper in America
Sounds a lot like how many million straight marriages?
I bet they had copies of Howl, too. And Emily Dickinson.
BAM!
And, on a related note, no straight male would ever want to watch two gay women have relations. No, sir.
What, no mention of <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/11\/rush-limbaugh-filibuster-rape-analogy-100269.html" target="_blank">Limbaugh&#039;s filibuster/rape logic</a> from a few days ago? Pretty sad when that&#039;s the SECOND stupidest thing he said in a given week.
(The above link goes to the Politico link instead of the original <a href="http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/research\/2013\/11\/23\/limbaugh-defends-offensive-rape-comments-by-hid\/197036" target="_blank">Media Matters story</a>, or the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/11\/22\/rush-limbaugh-rape-filibuster-obama_n_4325676.html" target="_blank">Huffington Post version of the story</a> I linked to over in Wonkville, because <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/11\/rush-limbaugh-filibuster-rape-analogy-100269.html" target="_blank">Politico</a> had such truly great responses as part of their story that you&#039;ll probably enjoy reading again and again.)
<i> ... homogenital sex ... </i> Wow.
completely OT: i was so fucking pissed off today with &#039;the economist&#039; (i am routinely so pissed off by &#039;the economist&#039; but they write so bloody well and cover so many things i care about and i just. can&#039;t. quit. them). took bamz out for a <i>malfunctioning website</i>. said he could recover his presidency&#039; by - amongst other things - striking a deal with iran. (i don&#039;t why a malfunctioning website is equivalent to ending a decade long international standoff about nuclear weapons but important people seem to agree that it is). anyhoo:
today we may have struck a deal with iran.
and now i would like to say fuck off to the national and international media for making the last two weeks a complete pain in the ass.
Somebody page Sir Lindsey Graham&#039;s mouth, a deal has been reached with Iran to not get nukes, more or less. I&#039;m sure he will be furious. At the deal. and also at being rousted from whatever dark off-off Dupont Circle bar he was at. <a href="http://www.afp.com/en/news/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.afp.com/en/news/topstories/iran-world-...">http://www.afp.com/en/news/... Also, Fox news says it is an &quot;Islamic regime&quot; and that the president it late, typical. And Judy Miller is gonna be on to comment, hilarious!
Life imitates art.
That is seriously fucked up