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Limp, flaccid, and syphilitic.

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Or gangrene following being hit by a train.

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Meatball and another one of his Mo Rons.

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From that picture at the top, you can't see the name tag on her vest that the supermarket she works at has her wear.

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And then breed more brainless...

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I have one word: Menopause

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Disneyland - a beer crate full of shit. No truer words were ever spoken. Thanks, Bill!

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It's Bodine - he was not a member of the band the BoDeans from Wisconsin

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Psst! It was over by 1980 - it's just taken longer to be totally destroyed.

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2 little words : Yellowstone caldera

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Gill implants? I see an opportunity here. Tell them that getting the covid vaccine will give them gills for free. It's a lesser-known, but very common side effect.

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Give a woman enough Cord...

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For "the Woke" I am going to start substituting "the Thinkers".

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Worth looking into!

Do we have a case of "Stolen Valor," here in DeSantis?Click on the link below,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Under DeSantis' photo on the right, scroll down to Military Service, then to his awards!Notice the FMF Warfare Officer Insignia, in his list of awards? Tell me how DeSantis qualified for a FMF Officer Warfare Badge?Now here are the requirements to earn that decoration!"The Fleet Marine Force Warfare Officer (FMFWO) Insignia is earned by Navy officers assigned to the Fleet Marine Force of the U.S. Marine Corps who have completed the requirements including serving for one year in a Marine Corps command, completing a written test, passing the Marine PFT, and an oral board conducted by FMF qualified officers."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

So when did DeSantis meet those requirements?Seal Team 1 was in-country for 7+- months when DeSantis served with them.I don't have the answers, but I would like to know when did DeSantis served for a full year with a FMF unit and with what units and where? Where is the copy of his written test, when/where did he pass the Marine PFT, and who were the officers that conducted the oral exam?For the record, DeSantis is a reservist and a JAG officer

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pretty much

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