Team Trump is going back to their greatest hits, bringing back rage-boner Lewandowski. Rumor has it Trump is replacing his campaign managers with that fuzzy cyber guru, Brad Parscale. Ok, I made that one up, but it’s probably coming soon. Didn’t Bushy Brad steal millions from the Trump campaign and buy himself a McMansion? Sounds like the kind of scrappy grifter Team Trump needs!
Illiterate man-pig puts comma splice in the middle of his slogan, thus--no doubt inadvertently--changing its meaning. If we "Let Trump"--whatever he wants, obviously--we can "Be Trump."
How can the world resist a promise dangled thusly?
…or anyone else.” That’s truly the Republican way. They are mostly hypocrites who think everyone is as shitty and dishonest as they are, so why should they have to be honest?
Imagine my shock to see my own home state's then-AG-and-now-governor Jeff Landry a part of that rollicking group of party animals. Undoubtedly he was THIS close to convincing Lewandowski to post the (King James Version) Ten Commandments on his bedroom ceiling.
You know...so Kristi Noem would have something to read.
The sad part of the Villa incident is that Noem kicked him off the campaign not for his behavior in general but the fact that he was cheating on her while she was cheating on her own husband with him
He’s a sexually aggressive creep with impulse control problems and an attitude that shouts, “I’m a dick, and I love it.” No wonder Trump can’t quit him. He’s conservatives’ version of macho. After all, in Trump world, consent is just another PC obstacle to getting what shitty men want.
> Stop the Steal organizer and MAGA political consultant Alex Bruesewitz is joining the floundering Trump campaign. Bruesewitz is among several new hires, Trump's campaign hired Stop the Steal organizer Alex Bruesewitz, who promotes conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol.
My core memory of the first times I saw this knob job was when he was doing his "media surrogate" for the first abysmal campaign and it struck me how, unlike Kellyanne or some of the others, Corey just dove right in with the yelling hysterics. Dude doesn't warm up at all, just sprints straight to yelling nonsense. So glad we can look forward to that again. I'd say I hope the media would do better this time around and maybe not throw out the welcome mat, but that clearly isn't in the works.
Team Trump is going back to their greatest hits, bringing back rage-boner Lewandowski. Rumor has it Trump is replacing his campaign managers with that fuzzy cyber guru, Brad Parscale. Ok, I made that one up, but it’s probably coming soon. Didn’t Bushy Brad steal millions from the Trump campaign and buy himself a McMansion? Sounds like the kind of scrappy grifter Team Trump needs!
and got arrested in his underpants.
They are always so classy
Illiterate man-pig puts comma splice in the middle of his slogan, thus--no doubt inadvertently--changing its meaning. If we "Let Trump"--whatever he wants, obviously--we can "Be Trump."
How can the world resist a promise dangled thusly?
"I have no obligation to be honest with the media" say republicans. Sex pest Lewandowski is just saying the quiet part out loud.
…or anyone else.” That’s truly the Republican way. They are mostly hypocrites who think everyone is as shitty and dishonest as they are, so why should they have to be honest?
Let Bartlet Be Bartlet
So I guess the PAB's campaign somehow got the idea that they needed to "take back the couch word" since it was being used to insult them.
But that doesn't work because it wasn't something they ever had associated with them before the meme!
Yes, please let Trump be Trump.
“impulse control training.”
I'm sure he's fine now. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Not only is he the ultimate garbage person, he sucks at punctuation.
Take a big hit of ether and stagger down memory lane with Corey, Kristi, Joy, and Trashelle! Saints preserve us -- Trashelle...
Imagine my shock to see my own home state's then-AG-and-now-governor Jeff Landry a part of that rollicking group of party animals. Undoubtedly he was THIS close to convincing Lewandowski to post the (King James Version) Ten Commandments on his bedroom ceiling.
You know...so Kristi Noem would have something to read.
It's all like a reboot of a show that died because nobody wanted to watch it.
The sad part of the Villa incident is that Noem kicked him off the campaign not for his behavior in general but the fact that he was cheating on her while she was cheating on her own husband with him
The great Ms Jones almost manages to make those arseholes hilarious! Alas, they still are who they are, and some things can't be done.
He’s a sexually aggressive creep with impulse control problems and an attitude that shouts, “I’m a dick, and I love it.” No wonder Trump can’t quit him. He’s conservatives’ version of macho. After all, in Trump world, consent is just another PC obstacle to getting what shitty men want.
Trump Campaign Hires ‘Stop the Steal’ Organizer, Jan. 6 Conspiracy Theorist Alex Bruesewitz | Right Wing Watch
https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/trump-campaign-hires-stop-the-steal-organizer-jan-6-conspiracy-theorist-alex-bruesewitz/
> Stop the Steal organizer and MAGA political consultant Alex Bruesewitz is joining the floundering Trump campaign. Bruesewitz is among several new hires, Trump's campaign hired Stop the Steal organizer Alex Bruesewitz, who promotes conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol.
Good lord, it's already a kamikaze mission and they're hiring people to saw the wings off the plane....
Stealing this.
Gets better…
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Tulsi???
My core memory of the first times I saw this knob job was when he was doing his "media surrogate" for the first abysmal campaign and it struck me how, unlike Kellyanne or some of the others, Corey just dove right in with the yelling hysterics. Dude doesn't warm up at all, just sprints straight to yelling nonsense. So glad we can look forward to that again. I'd say I hope the media would do better this time around and maybe not throw out the welcome mat, but that clearly isn't in the works.
If Corey Lewandowski wants to chain himself to a corpse, it's Ok with me.
To be fair, it's the best he can do.
Losers sign up to work for Trump (and Heritage, and Cato, and AEI) because they are unemployable anywhere outside of their incel fantasy palaces.