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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Isn't someone supposed to jump in and babble something about us being a "Constitutional Republic," not a democracy here? Well, if so, here it is: WE'RE NOT A DEMOCRACY, WE'RE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!11!!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Well, if that STRUMPET had only used her aspirin birth control...

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Or acknowledging that Newell apparently actually DID quit.

diogenez's avatar

Who let the blacks start voting? They will want to own land next!

SullivanSt's avatar

Possibly even - gasp! - be remunerated for their labor!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I like early voting. I could have voted for Obama in 2012, in 2008.

Spurning Beer's avatar

My sample ballot came yesterday, and the Rosanne Barr - Cindy Sheehan ticket was right there in the list of presidential candidates.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Restrict it to nude wimmen, to ensure that it's the Dems who come out.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Making sure that Obama is a 2-term president: Done!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

All this <strike>talk of</strike> "fraud", (by Republicans) and changing the rules and bullshit, no one is going to think who ever wins is clean.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Rethugs are behind in the polls, ergo early voting is a bad thing. Pretty straightforward thinking, IMO.

PsycWench's avatar

Myself, I would have followed them to wherever they were eating. Give me collards over mayonnaise any day.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But weren't you DEATHLY AFRAID being around all of those UPPITY NEGROES?!??? Their JIVE TALK might have infected you!

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Dayton is the birthplace of the Incredible Hulk. Well, Bruce Banner</blockquote>

Orville Wright libel!

SullivanSt's avatar

Angry: check. Thought process limited to "smash!": check.