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Isn't someone supposed to jump in and babble something about us being a "Constitutional Republic," not a democracy here? Well, if so, here it is: WE'RE NOT A DEMOCRACY, WE'RE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!11!!

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And mules!

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Well, if that STRUMPET had only used her aspirin birth control...

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Or acknowledging that Newell apparently actually DID quit.

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Who let the blacks start voting? They will want to own land next!

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Possibly even - gasp! - be remunerated for their labor!

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I like early voting. I could have voted for Obama in 2012, in 2008.

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My sample ballot came yesterday, and the Rosanne Barr - Cindy Sheehan ticket was right there in the list of presidential candidates.

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Restrict it to nude wimmen, to ensure that it's the Dems who come out.

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Making sure that Obama is a 2-term president: Done!

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All this <strike>talk of</strike> "fraud", (by Republicans) and changing the rules and bullshit, no one is going to think who ever wins is clean.

fify

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The Rethugs are behind in the polls, ergo early voting is a bad thing. Pretty straightforward thinking, IMO.

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Myself, I would have followed them to wherever they were eating. Give me collards over mayonnaise any day.

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But weren't you DEATHLY AFRAID being around all of those UPPITY NEGROES?!??? Their JIVE TALK might have infected you!

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<blockquote>Dayton is the birthplace of the Incredible Hulk. Well, Bruce Banner</blockquote>

Orville Wright libel!

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Angry: check. Thought process limited to "smash!": check.

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