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Objection! The Domino's here is pretty good.

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Nobody drove in NY, too much traffic.

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It can be good. I wouldn't bother if it contains high fructose corn syrup.

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Next stop, Danville VA. Still 3+ hours to DC.

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Hands are too big.

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Rebecca, you are a very spontaneous person! June 9 is like next week! I want to be there but I have a previous commitment. Aarghh! We had such fun last time. And to see Donna Rose! Aarghh! I will ponder my options.

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Dear Wonkette,The wind beneath my wings,When oh when are you coming back to NYC?Weird

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Well damn. And to think that one of my ancestors had a farm on that there Belle Isle when it was still called Hog Island. However, I cannot attend this delightful event, as I have no passport.

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Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend.

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I have the perfect RV parking yard! With hot tub!

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We have a couple home town joints here that are much better than our Domino's, and not having to wait an hour or more for delivery helps, too. (Which has happened here much more than once.)

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Here all the local joints run a weird scam where they charge twice as much for one pizza and offer a second one "free".

Edit: also too it's right down the road so I don't usually get delivery, but when we do it's pretty quick.

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We had a shoe store nearby that tried the same trick, only they charged $150 for two pairs of shoes, BOGO, when the retail on one pair was $65.

They stayed in business for about ... oh ... a day or two.

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The guy who owns Domino's is a conservative nutbag, also too.

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I'm from "Minnesota"! I'm from "Minnesota"! Pick me, pick me! (Jumps up and down and waves arms wildly).

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