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You clearly don't understand, the only freedom that matters is <em>my</em> freedom to tell you exactly what to do. Freedumz!

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Of course not, buttsechs can nevar be lijitmut!

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I say let 'em go ... then mention to Canada that it's theirs for the taking, seeing as how the US border doesn't enclose it anymore. It would be interesting to see how libertardians go about setting up a national defense.

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But you repeat yourself.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Hell-Belle-Isle-Diary-Civil\/dp\/0965920100\/ref=sr_1_10" target="_blank">Someone beat him to it.</a>

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They seem to be convinced that all they have to do is get approval to secede from <i>Michigan</i>.

Kind of a big flaw in the plan, seems as if, such as.

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BelleWorld.

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I once looked at a house being offered for sale by a gay couple. The kitchen had black cabinets, black appliances, black countertops and black tiles between the countertops and the wall cabinets. I thought I had lost my peripheral vision when I went in there.

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Emperor Justinian?

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The highest amount of aesthetics in the shortest amount of time? I think that means machine-spewed injket ("Giclée") printouts of McNaughton and Kinkade "art".

EDIT: Oh wait: "aesthetics"... Never mind.

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"Riding the monorail."

Is that what they're calling it these days?

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At least there's an implicit acknowledgement that women are unlikely to want admission to a libertardian <strike>parody</strike> paradise.

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doesn't detroit have enough problems?

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No fucking way.

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And who is willing to work a 4 hour shift? Not exactly conducive to a living wage.

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We've had Liberals in power since 2003. Recently they've been acting like Wingtards.

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