DEVELOPING LONG & HARD ... ONE FOLEY BOY WAS 18!

This is all way too complicated for us to deal with at midnight, but .... ABC News apparently left the REAL SCREEN NAME of one of "Foley's Boys" on those chat transcripts, and a website we've never heard of says they've identified the kid.

To our pal Drudge, who originally blamed Foley's troubles on the beastly children themselves, the exciting new angle was that at least one of the boys turned 18 at some point during his relationship with Mark Foley.

And you know what that means: You're not a child-sex predator if any of your child-sex victims make it to age 18. Thank god our one-week-long national nightmare is over. Welcome back to Congress, Mark. The House leadership may not tolerate homosexual intercourse with children, but once we're talking about an 18-year-old it is totally OK.

 ABC ONLINE GLITCH LEADS TO IDENTITY OF FOLEY ACCUSER [Drudge]

 Meet One Mark Foley Instant Messanger [Passionate America]