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J. McC.'s avatar

Oh, I thought that was, "Candy is dandy, but liquor don't rot your teeth."

TakingAmes's avatar

For that matter, what about speznatz?

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I would like to see Paul Nehlen run for president someday, just for the off chance he would name Lou Sarah as his running mate. The Nehlen/Palin ticket would be unbeatable, joke-wise.

Lamashtar's avatar

Just a reminder that the first Pokemon movie had the trainer wailing about their own selfishness in making the pets fight.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's like the anti-Playboy.

"I only read it for the pictures."

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A Mr. Papschmear to see you.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

One of the bits Evan quoted referenced "steeling an election," also too.

This is Master-Level Derp.

Wookie Monster's avatar

This looks like the laziest effort to steal an election. One of the key pillars of their strategy is to post obnoxious memes and poll results on Facebook.

It's like election fraud for millennials.

TeeRaak's avatar

Pinch a loonie today, just to make sure...http://www.pleated-jeans.co...

Invidosa's avatar

Hey! You got your unadulterated shit in my comic book!!

You got your comic book in my unadulterated shit!!

Invidosa's avatar

Interesting . . . Or terrifying? Eh, 6 of one am I rite?!

freakishlyterrified's avatar

Thems the Clinton Rules. All scandals Republicans pull out of their asses about the Clintons are real. Thrice married philandering Republicans however have "family values".