401 Comments

Oh, I thought that was, "Candy is dandy, but liquor don't rot your teeth."

Expand full comment

For that matter, what about speznatz?

Expand full comment

I would like to see Paul Nehlen run for president someday, just for the off chance he would name Lou Sarah as his running mate. The Nehlen/Palin ticket would be unbeatable, joke-wise.

Expand full comment

It's not October yet.

Expand full comment

Just a reminder that the first Pokemon movie had the trainer wailing about their own selfishness in making the pets fight.

Expand full comment

It's like the anti-Playboy.

"I only read it for the pictures."

Expand full comment

A Mr. Papschmear to see you.

Expand full comment

One of the bits Evan quoted referenced "steeling an election," also too.

This is Master-Level Derp.

Expand full comment

This looks like the laziest effort to steal an election. One of the key pillars of their strategy is to post obnoxious memes and poll results on Facebook.

It's like election fraud for millennials.

Expand full comment

Pinch a loonie today, just to make sure...http://www.pleated-jeans.co...

Expand full comment

Oceans 20347?

Expand full comment

Hey! You got your unadulterated shit in my comic book!!

You got your comic book in my unadulterated shit!!

Expand full comment

Interesting . . . Or terrifying? Eh, 6 of one am I rite?!

Expand full comment

Thems the Clinton Rules. All scandals Republicans pull out of their asses about the Clintons are real. Thrice married philandering Republicans however have "family values".

Expand full comment