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bobbert's avatar

I believe Editrix has observed in the past that everybody must get laid.

fuflans's avatar

i don't think he could afford an apartment to hold a roaster.

never mind the women.

fuflans's avatar

to be fair, i'm pretty sick of election coverage too.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He was very specific about tying up her <i>bare</i> feet. I find that a bit creepy.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/naturalunseenhazards.wordpr...\/2010\/12\/07\/in-forest-hills-new-york-raccoons-may-soon-be-in-the-majority-while-in-west-lake-hills-texas-the-coyote-population-is-on-the-rise\/" target="_blank">Raccoons. </a>

chascates's avatar

Sounds more like the Spanish Inquisition.

Lot_49's avatar

The fappability quotient of this blog is declining ever and ever more rapidly.

Lot_49's avatar

You can see the credits rolling already:

<blockquote>Story by Gil Valle</blockquote>

schmannity's avatar

Romney applauds his bold plan to get off food stamps.