New York police officer Gil Valle had some devilish plans for roughly 100 women that were not very nice. He was going to kidnap them, tie them to some sort of cooking implement, and then roast them slowly, keeping them alive for his hellish torture as long as possible. But
I believe Editrix has observed in the past that everybody must get laid.
i don't think he could afford an apartment to hold a roaster.
never mind the women.
to be fair, i'm pretty sick of election coverage too.
He was very specific about tying up her <i>bare</i> feet. I find that a bit creepy.
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He had no interest in stuffing them.
Sounds more like the Spanish Inquisition.
The fappability quotient of this blog is declining ever and ever more rapidly.
You can see the credits rolling already:
<blockquote>Story by Gil Valle</blockquote>
Romney applauds his bold plan to get off food stamps.