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Gateway Pundit has actually reported on this thing as if it's serious and carries weight.

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No. Lucy cannot be in the show.

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Liz, there was a spelling error in your first sentence: it is not "cowpoke"--it should be "cowpoker"

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This not a pile of stupid, nor even an avalanche of stupid; nay, it is a massive volcanic pyroclastic flow of stupid. It is such concentrated stupid that it permanently diminishes the reader's own intelligence.

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The WELL

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WTF, indeed. Ta, $5F.

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Yes. I still have an email address there.

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Motion to amend complaint to add a specification of Whar Boxes?!

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The Defendants' ongoing and continuous racketeering activities are part of a joint and systematic effort to intimidate, harass, threaten, influence, interfere with, impede, and ultimately to derail....

Unless the defendant actually caused an actual train to depart from its tracks, I'm pretty sure "derail" is not a legal term, so that would be a FAIL in the very first sentence of this very legal and cool complaint.

",and ultimately to derail., confound, befuddle, besmirch, decromulate. undo, keelhaul, spank, de-pant, monkey-with, bemuse, discordify, and pursue with bears..."

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The last paragraph is pure Wonkette gold.

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To this former lawyer who gave it up to crack jokes, Nunes sounds like someone who is full of shit.

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Quid pro whar.

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'Well, give it a try it after drinking a delicious glass of fermented cow urine and watching fifty hours of Hannity in a row.' But you repeat yourself.

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I think $5F and her handwritten legal pad win this round Devin.

Now get your junk heap jalopy of a lawsuit off the Legal Highway so the rest of us can get by and IMPEACH the motherfucker who most needs impeaching.

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