GODDAMMIT, DEVIN! Can't you go one single day without shitting the bed? Apparently not. Last night Fox broke the news that Devin Nunes, Cow Detective, was about to bust this Russia investigation wide open. DIS GON BE GOOD! (Spoiler Alert: No it isn't.)
For those of us who have been known to grab an udder or two in our lives, I would like to state categorically that we do not consider Devin Nunes to be a valid dairy farmer with valid reasons to be grabbing anyone's udder.
this makes so much sense. he probably had his obamaphone set to speaker and talked to page for hours at a time, plus all the sexting all the rest of the time.
he is in deep and only sees one way out. probably incriminated so bad he can’t even plead his way out.
and/or he has a deadman pellet injected by russia in his neck, if he doesn’t do as instructed, they activate it. or metaphorically. with pee tapes. but he seems more like the cockholster type.
There used to be a nice lake there. Everyone interested in the Valley should read "Cadillac Desert " to learn how it got that way. The absolute worst of the "american way"
I wonder if Nunes is aware that the President is also charged with protecting the American people and enforcing our laws in accordance with the U.S. Constitution.
The boy ain't right.
For those of us who have been known to grab an udder or two in our lives, I would like to state categorically that we do not consider Devin Nunes to be a valid dairy farmer with valid reasons to be grabbing anyone's udder.
I don't think Hoover would touch that asshole. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Yeah, he's not the only one who needs to be under investigation.
That won't change their minds, though.
this makes so much sense. he probably had his obamaphone set to speaker and talked to page for hours at a time, plus all the sexting all the rest of the time.
he is in deep and only sees one way out. probably incriminated so bad he can’t even plead his way out.
and/or he has a deadman pellet injected by russia in his neck, if he doesn’t do as instructed, they activate it. or metaphorically. with pee tapes. but he seems more like the cockholster type.
There used to be a nice lake there. Everyone interested in the Valley should read "Cadillac Desert " to learn how it got that way. The absolute worst of the "american way"
Jesus, how dumb do you have to be to make Gowdy look reasonable?
Well, somebody had to graduate at the bottom of lawyer class.
I wonder if Nunes is aware that the President is also charged with protecting the American people and enforcing our laws in accordance with the U.S. Constitution.
Didn't really work, did it.
Any glasses that would make him look smarter would have to filled with gin.
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Also see Marbury v. Iverson, 1995
Cowfucking ain't easy, y'all.
Hey everybody! Look at this horse's ass!
Or deuce to his friends.