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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

For those of us who have been known to grab an udder or two in our lives, I would like to state categorically that we do not consider Devin Nunes to be a valid dairy farmer with valid reasons to be grabbing anyone's udder.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I don't think Hoover would touch that asshole. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Schmoopie Poopie's avatar

Yeah, he's not the only one who needs to be under investigation.

Schmoopie Poopie's avatar

That won't change their minds, though.

easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

this makes so much sense. he probably had his obamaphone set to speaker and talked to page for hours at a time, plus all the sexting all the rest of the time.

he is in deep and only sees one way out. probably incriminated so bad he can’t even plead his way out.

and/or he has a deadman pellet injected by russia in his neck, if he doesn’t do as instructed, they activate it. or metaphorically. with pee tapes. but he seems more like the cockholster type.

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

There used to be a nice lake there. Everyone interested in the Valley should read "Cadillac Desert " to learn how it got that way. The absolute worst of the "american way"

Nick.Trite's avatar

Jesus, how dumb do you have to be to make Gowdy look reasonable?

Maybe's avatar

Well, somebody had to graduate at the bottom of lawyer class.

Maybe's avatar

I wonder if Nunes is aware that the President is also charged with protecting the American people and enforcing our laws in accordance with the U.S. Constitution.

Maybe's avatar

Didn't really work, did it.

Any glasses that would make him look smarter would have to filled with gin.

Wes's avatar

§.§ Is a really creepy emoticon §.§

Indiepalin's avatar

Also see Marbury v. Iverson, 1995

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Cowfucking ain't easy, y'all.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Hey everybody! Look at this horse's ass!

Crystalclear12's avatar

Or deuce to his friends.