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It's fucking tragic that it's taken so little time for this nation to go in the shit can.

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Has the dictionary been rewritten? Does intelligence not mean the same as I remember?

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Maybe some coughing to cover up occasional ‘moo’ noises.

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That was a stretch, and really bad.

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I think we've milked it for all it's worth

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His pride is magisteerial

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I heifer on good authority that he's a shoo-in.

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Breaking News! Christopher Steele seen with keyboard permanently attached to forehead.

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He has certainly proved himself to a sniveling little bootlicker.

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If Nunes became DNI, would he be in a position to ratfuck things in a worse way than he is now? Like, any possible counterintelligence investigations into Trump or Wikileaks or whatever?

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This fake news! They don't need a yard.

The cows will all be named Exec Assistants to the DNI, given lovely stalls lavishly appointed in brass and fine hardwoods adjacent to the DNI's office. Additional staff will be hired to assist them in ruminating over policy and disposing of said ruminations.

And of course, you'll need a small fleet of carriers and trucks, to take them to paddock and barn suited to their high GS levels.

It's all the Trump Admin way. Ask any EPA administrator.

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He's a shoo-in then!

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There is no Director of National Cow Love Havers so natch they have him head up Intelligence.

Nunes is to intelligence what cows are to ozone.

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I don't know what's scary. The people that he would appoint, or the sort of Senate majority that would willingly confirm those people. The current lot of both is more than bad enough.

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“and who is currently suing an imaginary internet cow for hurting his feelings“

He’s still doing that? I gotta get back on Twitter.

Also, Director of National Intelligence Devin Nunez is the equivalent of Saint Lucifer.

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Being an idiot hasn't slowed down the career of anyone else in this administration. It goes straight to the top.

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