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During the late 1970s I lived on a farm in Virginia. We had two tractors; a small 1 1/2 ton Massey-Ferguson (my personal favorite! Thing handled like a sports car in it's higher gear range) which was red, and a Case 990 which was white. (Hated it! I barely weighed 100 lbs. at the time and had to stand on the brakes to keep it from rolling down the hills.)

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Like that other unfortunate, Trey Gowdy...

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Well, there you are. My error. Yes, that's right. Aarfy was very eager to be made comfortable by Nately's old man after the war, the bloke being one wealthy plutocrat. Been a while since I read CATCH-22.

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Doc got a little carried away with the forceps

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Leonard from FMJ had a son?

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No asswipe, your life was ruined when you decided it’s cool to be a bigot

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Only out of love and forgiveness, of course

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What about mullets?

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It wasn’t the color of his suit that got them chewing through their restraints

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Think that was Major Major Pere

Natelys Dad was Hamptons Rich, no dirt under his nails

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Impeach President Hillary! MAGA: Making America Guys Always.

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Cuz they believe themselves exempt from the actual consequences. The super-rich billionaire club has its own rules, doesn't matter whether you are Russian or American. As Ned Beatty said: "there is no America, there is no Russia there is only money." https://youtu.be/yuBe93FMiJc

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Most of his constituents live in Tulare county so I think Visalia is more accurate.

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I cud hardly believe it.

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