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Moooooove it out, Devin.

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"What is your exact moo-tivation to keep doing this? You, Devin, are milking this for all it's worth. It's just beyond the pail."

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Right. He's a "farmer" like Oliver Douglas was a "farmer". Please.

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Actually, if you smush them all together, you'd be surprised!

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They probably aren't even HIS cows. He probably rents them!

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I once had a raspberry tort. It was so good you could plotz.

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No. Susan Collins is "deeply troubling".

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She only THOUGHT she was invisible. Sad.

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Yeah, it's a fantastic piece, one of the foundational works of "the New Journalism" (or, as I guess it's called now, "the old New Journalism"), along with Norman Mailer's piece on the 1960 Democratic convention in Los Angeles that nominated JFK, "Superman Comes to the Supermarket."

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Reading that article it doesn't appear he has many fans in his district left. Methinks he will loose this next election.

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Devin - I would proceed with caution.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I thought that last time, but for some reason in the really red districts even the most unpopular and worst Rs keep getting re-elected. (See: Ted Cruz, MoscowMitch, and both of the guys who had just been indicted).

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Is the Thing his hair?

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These fuckers should start having to pay fines for wasting the court's time on shit like this — they have actual important stuff to do, they're not just sitting around waiting to see what bullshit lies Nunes has pulled out of his ass this week to try to intimidate reporters for covering him honestly.

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That face. That punch-able face. Um, with votes?

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"It would behoove you not to file this in California."

"IS THAT A COW JOKE!? IMMA SUE YOU TOO JUDGE!"

"Um, Mr. Nunes, California has anti-SLAPP laws."

"WHAT I DO OR DON'T DO TO COWS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!"

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