sad face Devin : ( House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes has a #sad right now, the kind of pain he usually only feels when his sexxxiest dairy cow Nadine moos at him like "NEW PHONE WHO DIS." (Allegedly! We are not actually saying Rep. Devin Nunes, former Dairy Farmer, literally likes to fuck cows. We have no evidence on that front in either direction and wouldn't dare speculate! We are just saying he is so filled with sadness right now, he couldn't fuck a cow even if he wanted to. That's all.)
Devin Nunes Too Upset About Stephen Colbert To Even Fuck A Cow Right Now :(
Devin Nunes Too Upset About Stephen Colbert…
Devin Nunes Too Upset About Stephen Colbert To Even Fuck A Cow Right Now :(
sad face Devin : ( House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes has a #sad right now, the kind of pain he usually only feels when his sexxxiest dairy cow Nadine moos at him like "NEW PHONE WHO DIS." (Allegedly! We are not actually saying Rep. Devin Nunes, former Dairy Farmer, literally likes to fuck cows. We have no evidence on that front in either direction and wouldn't dare speculate! We are just saying he is so filled with sadness right now, he couldn't fuck a cow even if he wanted to. That's all.)