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but maybe not for long :)

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"A fucking plesiosaur!"

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I'm hearing Mr. Burns saying "excellent."

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"Ukraine girls really knock me out,They leave the West behind..."over and over and over again.

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I really don't get it. What the fuck does Nunes think he's accomplishing? The whole thing stinks so bad the Curiousity rover's complaining about the smell, and the man keeps dousing himself with butyl mercaptan.

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Devin Nunes is a moran. Basically he's doing the yuuge ones bidding by sabotaging the public investigation on purpose. Of course Paul Ryan Is fine with what he did or else he'd be fired

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They're not the only ones.

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"So, uh, there are reasons to unmask names, I can tell you without question, at least some of what I’ve seen, I don’t know what that reason would be, maybe someone has a good reason for us, but not from what I’ve been able to read."

This may be the dumbest shit that I have ever read. The ONLY thing that explains him completely shitting himself to protect Trump, is that he needs to figure out how to coordinate their story because he's up to his tonsils with Putin's dick too.

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I would really like to know the entity that the American public could all trust to investigate this. Maybe a cute puppy.

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cute, like the truth, has a left-esque bias

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But the animal husbandry guy is in charge of the nukes, so this makes PERFECT sense

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Also too: As Assistant U.S. Attorney in the 90s, Schiff was the government’s prosecutor against Richard Miller, who was the first FBI agent ever accused of espionage according to the Los Angeles Times. “… (t)he first FBI agent ever accused of espionage, was found guilty Tuesday of passing secret documents to the Soviet Union in exchange for a promised $65,000 in gold and cash.”

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The Putin Pals Club is volunteering to testify before Little Doggy Nunes pretend investigative committee. Not under oath of course.

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First one to talk gets federal tennis-prison.

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Shorter: The classified version of the report concludes that the Government of Russia has, for some time, preferred that Republicans be elected in the US. Republicans on the committee objected to this conclusion.

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