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Not you, mon ami, this is directed at the orange usurper in the WH.

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I often feel like this.

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Such an ugly garment, it looks like graffitied army surplus.

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Putin has the Polonium edge, though.

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Noone in the Army in their right mind would wear this. Hell noone would wear this except for an inhumane birther.

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Oh I will

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Yet.Okay, probably not the Russians.

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That kinda puzzled me, actually. I would have thought he'd have blamed Obama for it.

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Not in the conventional sense.

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An actual hero.

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Wait, what?

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One goes through the motions.

Look at his Real Dad Vlad and his "landslide victories."

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What's the big deal, libtards? I'm sure they'll all get a fair hearing.

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Things were much better when the Service was about Immigration and Naturalization, rather than lumping Immigration (of people) and Customs (of things) together under the umbrella of Enforcement. 🤢

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FART-FACE! That was a favorite epithet of mine & my sister's when we were younger. Despite the fact that we are now both in our early 50s, we revert INSTANTLY back to tweens as often as possible, so it gets resurrected a LOT. Thank you for the laugh, God knows we need it these days.

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