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I've never known anyone to even contemplate making strawberry baked beans.

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He's desperately trying to be...

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And I think you checked all the boxes on the updated GOP enemies list, but you did get one wrong--Methodists have always tended to be more Republican. It's one of the most WASPy groups of people you can imagine.

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these chicks are the perfect blacks for wonkette. they should contribute. they already have the style guide and intellectual underpinning.

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Keep an open mind, it's not done yet! Next they're going to put all that in jello. Then it'll be perfect.

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These two are the worst..

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He actually was a sheriff. Not sure what he is cosplaying as. Perhaps a member of the Village People? I don't remember if any of them had that kind of bling, but they certainly had the excessive macho down.

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I've heard that "the Democrats are the party of racism" many times.

Apparently, considering anything in history before, say 1960 is just too much for the limited brain power of some.

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The GOP became the party of Spiro Agnew sometime during the 1990s.

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Respectable??

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This is a true statement. I don't think I've ever personally said that, but it has been said. I have said I don't want someone as old as Biden, 'cause that's too fucking old, but yeah, it's been said.

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. . . but we promised to drag these two as much as possible until they either go to jail, or go away. Wonderbitch

I don't think you have to drag them since they already appear to be in drag.🗣💩🗣💩

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Wasn't Cher always just a parody of a pop singer herself?💄🐷

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One can only hope. Jail. Solitary Confinement. No twitter allowed.

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We should consult with RuPaul about that...they are not nearly fabulous enough to be Drag Queens.

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I don't know?!

I know some damn ugly drag queens.

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