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cleos_mom's avatar

I've never known anyone to even contemplate making strawberry baked beans.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

He's desperately trying to be...

Emil Muz's avatar

And I think you checked all the boxes on the updated GOP enemies list, but you did get one wrong--Methodists have always tended to be more Republican. It's one of the most WASPy groups of people you can imagine.

BullDyke Odell's avatar

these chicks are the perfect blacks for wonkette. they should contribute. they already have the style guide and intellectual underpinning.

Cordyceps sapiens's avatar

Keep an open mind, it's not done yet! Next they're going to put all that in jello. Then it'll be perfect.

Malcolm Campbell's avatar

These two are the worst..

MilitantAgnostic's avatar

He actually was a sheriff. Not sure what he is cosplaying as. Perhaps a member of the Village People? I don't remember if any of them had that kind of bling, but they certainly had the excessive macho down.

cleos_mom's avatar

I've heard that "the Democrats are the party of racism" many times.

Apparently, considering anything in history before, say 1960 is just too much for the limited brain power of some.

cleos_mom's avatar

The GOP became the party of Spiro Agnew sometime during the 1990s.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

This is a true statement. I don't think I've ever personally said that, but it has been said. I have said I don't want someone as old as Biden, 'cause that's too fucking old, but yeah, it's been said.

jaycubed's avatar

. . . but we promised to drag these two as much as possible until they either go to jail, or go away. Wonderbitch

I don't think you have to drag them since they already appear to be in drag.🗣💩🗣💩

jaycubed's avatar

Wasn't Cher always just a parody of a pop singer herself?💄🐷

emw12's avatar

One can only hope. Jail. Solitary Confinement. No twitter allowed.

Shawn Renee Ernoehazy's avatar

We should consult with RuPaul about that...they are not nearly fabulous enough to be Drag Queens.

jaycubed's avatar

I don't know?!

I know some damn ugly drag queens.

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