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diogenez's avatar

Be gone foul Cheney demon. You have no power here.

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diogenez's avatar

I wonder what strength EMP would be required to turn him off. Permanently.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Not that it's original, but "he's more man than machine now"

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Certainly understand the frustration.

In the meantime I'd like to see Dick live many years after <i> suffering a massive heart attack which leaves him paralyzed, drooling, in constant, severe pain in every joint in his body, chronic, excruciating headaches, an inability to sleep and constant diarrhea and hospital bills which the government stops paying, thereby bankrupting the entire Cheney blood fortune.</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That old guy should have paid attention to his PDB, and not gone duck hunting with The Dick.

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

How many former vice presidents have gone after his bosses' successor like this turd who's still floating in the toilet? Who forgot to flush!

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PubOption's avatar

The trouble is... he refuses to die.

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SullivanSt's avatar

And the justification for the first WTC attack? The battle of Mogadishu? The Kenyan & Tanzanian embassy bombings?

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SullivanSt's avatar

So?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Somebody was having a wedding in an outer office.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Speaking of sole credit, have you <em>ever</em> heard the President or anyone associated with him say anything that could plausibly be interpreted as him taking "sole credit" for OBL's death?

Because I've never heard anything remotely like that; on the contrary I've heard him repeatedly praise the SEALs who carried out the mission.

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PsycWench's avatar

The Dark Lord's name was invoked three times in this posting. Someone is flirting with disaster.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Hey Dick: Go fuck yourself!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

W must have been writing mash notes to Condi during that 100% attendance rate. According to a new <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/09\/11\/opinion\/the-bush-white-house-was-deaf-to-9-11-warnings.html\?_r=1" target="_blank"> NYT op-ed</a>, he was being warned regularly about the impending attack but they were focused on Saddam instead. I will never stop being disgusted by these fuckers.

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fuflans's avatar

"If President Obama were participating in his intelligence briefings on a regular basis then perhaps he would understand why <strike>people</strike> <i>republicans</i> are so offended at his <strike>efforts to take</strike> sole credit for the killing of Osama bin Laden,” Cheney told The Daily Caller in an email through a spokeswoman. "

/fixed

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fuflans's avatar

in general, i have not minded a less shouty 911 fest, but i do miss the traditional posting of egregious examples of patriot eagle art from redstate america.

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