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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Cue photo of Cheney and Enzi in boat together, holding fishing poles in 3, 2, 1...

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Ikimizi's avatar

Sounds like someone's not getting a Christmas card this year.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Is that picture from a prison camp? 'cuz someone needs to feed those girls.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I think that sneer is very voluntary, thank you very much!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As much as Enzi (and everyone else in the world) would like Cheney to deny he's a friend, Cheney is wrong about absolutely everything.

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chascates's avatar

Cheney proves death panels should have control over transplant recipients.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Please, please tell me there's no actual chance of another Cheney being elected anywhere, ever...

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ValiumNation's avatar

They missed their chance to launch Dick Cheney at the centre of the sun when he went under for his last heart refurbishing. Now we learn that plan b, the WiFi remote S/D option on his pace maker has been disabled as well.

And there he squats, on his rock, absorbing the suns last rays mocking us all. And Mike Enzi wanted to claim friendship with that!?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Cheney has no friends. He only has cronies.

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PsycWench's avatar

Enzi added "And I even preemptively apologized to Dick so that he wouldn't have to shoot me in the face when we went hunting."

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