Dick Cheney surfaced from the cthonian depths this weekend to put to rest any notion that he has ever been Wyoming Sen. Mike Enzi's fishing buddy. Enzi, still smarting from Liz Cheney's decision to run against him in the Republican primary, had told the
They missed their chance to launch Dick Cheney at the centre of the sun when he went under for his last heart refurbishing. Now we learn that plan b, the WiFi remote S/D option on his pace maker has been disabled as well.
And there he squats, on his rock, absorbing the suns last rays mocking us all. And Mike Enzi wanted to claim friendship with that!?
Enzi added "And I even preemptively apologized to Dick so that he wouldn't have to shoot me in the face when we went hunting."
Cue photo of Cheney and Enzi in boat together, holding fishing poles in 3, 2, 1...
Sounds like someone's not getting a Christmas card this year.
Is that picture from a prison camp? 'cuz someone needs to feed those girls.
I think that sneer is very voluntary, thank you very much!
As much as Enzi (and everyone else in the world) would like Cheney to deny he's a friend, Cheney is wrong about absolutely everything.
Cheney proves death panels should have control over transplant recipients.
Please, please tell me there's no actual chance of another Cheney being elected anywhere, ever...
They missed their chance to launch Dick Cheney at the centre of the sun when he went under for his last heart refurbishing. Now we learn that plan b, the WiFi remote S/D option on his pace maker has been disabled as well.
And there he squats, on his rock, absorbing the suns last rays mocking us all. And Mike Enzi wanted to claim friendship with that!?
Cheney has no friends. He only has cronies.
Enzi added "And I even preemptively apologized to Dick so that he wouldn't have to shoot me in the face when we went hunting."