Dick Cheney Kills By Night

More mysteries from deep within the Cheney Compound, courtesy an anonymous tipster:

Mystery: there's a dead deer on grass in front of the naval observatory. Who killed it??!!! Is cheney allowed to hunt on those grounds? The deer has been there a while, because a friend emailed me earlier this morning to report the sad sighting. I just saw it myself, in a cab going down mass ave. I'm crying.

We urge anyone in the vicinity to snag photographic evidence -- before the Vice President kills again.

Previously:

 Shreddin' With Dick 

 Life With Dick: Suspicious Fires, Moving Vans, & More "Hunting" 

 Life With Cheney Now Even Creepier