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Ikimizi's avatar

I don't know, but I will be telling everyone I won it anyway. On the other hand, most of my most-thumbed comments have been ones I didn't think would do especially well. Snark is tricky stuff.

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malsperanza's avatar

Morality is for wusses and people who hate America. And Christmas.

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malsperanza's avatar

There's a cozy secret rendition prison in Romania that's not currently at full capacity.

Or, of course, the one in Cuba, which will soon be empty and in need of new guests.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He still lives because we haven't found all of Cheney's horcruxes yet.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

We're so awesome it's blinding!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

There is more than one reason the President's been under attack since day one.

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marxalot's avatar

I hear there's a very restful estate in the south of Holland that might suit...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>Cheney sez: Senate report on torture that he has not read but knows is not only “hooey” but also “full of crap.”</i>

I look forward to hearing him say that at The Hague.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...this is the same group of people that you can't convince that gunning down unarmed brown citizens in the street **maybe** isn't a good thing. What in the holiest of fukks makes us think that they will ever admit that torturing brown non-citizens to death in CIA black sites is immoral?!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

<em>"He was, in fact, an integral part of the program. He had to approve it before we went forward with it. […] I think he knew everything he needed to know and wanted to know abou"</em>

...am I the only one that is picking up the "not so subtle" hint that Cheney is dropping here?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sounds like Cheney moved to the "If I go down for this, boy, I'm taking you with me!" line of thought.

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Ikimizi's avatar

See, it doesn't take torture to get someone to admit to heinous crimes and implicate their accomplices, just a few questions from a friendly Fox interviewer.

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PubOption's avatar

Prison is for the little people (Lynndie England, Charles Graner) not for Bush or Cheney..

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"This is not how we envisioned our new product rollout going."

-- Your Friends at Anal Hydration Products, LLC

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I think you're throwing around the word "people" a little loosely there, my friend.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I'd love to see Penguin (pictured) take a cruise there.

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