Dick Cheney, the dark lord who makes Satan himself cringe, wants you to know a few things about that Senate report on torture that he has not read but knows is not only "hooey" but also "full of crap." In an interview on -- where else? -- Fox News, Cheney explains that, first and foremost, the only people who believe this anti-American liberal claptrap fairy tale report besmirching the good name of our CIA are a bunch of dumb terrorist-loving Democrats
I don't know, but I will be telling everyone I won it anyway. On the other hand, most of my most-thumbed comments have been ones I didn't think would do especially well. Snark is tricky stuff.
<i>Cheney sez: Senate report on torture that he has not read but knows is not only &ldquo;hooey&rdquo; but also &ldquo;full of crap.&rdquo;</i>
I look forward to hearing him say that at The Hague.
...this is the same group of people that you can&#039;t convince that gunning down unarmed brown citizens in the street **maybe** isn&#039;t a good thing. What in the holiest of fukks makes us think that they will ever admit that torturing brown non-citizens to death in CIA black sites is immoral?!
<em>&quot;He was, in fact, an integral part of the program. He had to approve it before we went forward with it. [&hellip;] I think he knew everything he needed to know and wanted to know abou&quot;</em>
...am I the only one that is picking up the &quot;not so subtle&quot; hint that Cheney is dropping here?
See, it doesn&#039;t take torture to get someone to admit to heinous crimes and implicate their accomplices, just a few questions from a friendly Fox interviewer.
I don&#039;t know, but I will be telling everyone I won it anyway. On the other hand, most of my most-thumbed comments have been ones I didn&#039;t think would do especially well. Snark is tricky stuff.
Morality is for wusses and people who hate America. And Christmas.
There&#039;s a cozy secret rendition prison in Romania that&#039;s not currently at full capacity.
Or, of course, the one in Cuba, which will soon be empty and in need of new guests.
He still lives because we haven&#039;t found all of Cheney&#039;s horcruxes yet.
We&#039;re so awesome it&#039;s blinding!
There is more than one reason the President&#039;s been under attack since day one.
I hear there&#039;s a very restful estate in the south of Holland that might suit...
<i>Cheney sez: Senate report on torture that he has not read but knows is not only &ldquo;hooey&rdquo; but also &ldquo;full of crap.&rdquo;</i>
I look forward to hearing him say that at The Hague.
...this is the same group of people that you can&#039;t convince that gunning down unarmed brown citizens in the street **maybe** isn&#039;t a good thing. What in the holiest of fukks makes us think that they will ever admit that torturing brown non-citizens to death in CIA black sites is immoral?!
<em>&quot;He was, in fact, an integral part of the program. He had to approve it before we went forward with it. [&hellip;] I think he knew everything he needed to know and wanted to know abou&quot;</em>
...am I the only one that is picking up the &quot;not so subtle&quot; hint that Cheney is dropping here?
Sounds like Cheney moved to the &quot;If I go down for this, boy, I&#039;m taking you with me!&quot; line of thought.
See, it doesn&#039;t take torture to get someone to admit to heinous crimes and implicate their accomplices, just a few questions from a friendly Fox interviewer.
Prison is for the little people (Lynndie England, Charles Graner) not for Bush or Cheney..
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I think you&#039;re throwing around the word &quot;people&quot; a little loosely there, my friend.
I&#039;d love to see Penguin (pictured) take a cruise there.