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Dick Cheney To Show Joe Biden His Lair Tomorrow
Joe Biden has accepted a rare invitation from America's most popular politician, Dick Cheney, to tour his off-the-grid slave castle, "One Observatory Circle," for an "evening sit-down" tomorrow. The tour will kick off with Dick Cheney opening the front door and shooting his successor in the skull, lopping off a chunk of brain. Joe will laugh like a hyena (he is not self-aware). Then Cheney will tell Joe to go down the stairs to check out the awesome finished basement while he excuses himself for a bathroom break. Joe will descend the staircase and find himself in a Soviet gulag. [ NYT/The Caucus ]