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Jukesgrrl's avatar

And you must give me your support because the Republic is in peril !

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Indeed. Ever since so much of the public shrugged when the pussy-grabber tapes came out, I see no end to the things they will overlook when it comes to Trump. He's consorting with Putin? Oh, well, if he wasn't, it would be someone else. He's closing the public schools? "We'll still have a football team, won't we?" He shot his wife? "Obviously, she deserved it."

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Or can't read.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

In this case, substitute the American people for Mom. Voila!

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Nick.Trite's avatar

I love how the leaked information is both fake news and made up, but the leaks are real and revealing our national secrets and therefore treason.

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LaylaOhGee's avatar

I.e. Now that the White House is white again, my constituents expect me to get back to work.

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Miss Dill's avatar

I actually think that is how this is going to wind up. Or not. We'll see.

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CogitoErgoBibo's avatar

But emailz!!!

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Foocatchoo's avatar

I believe that this is the ONLY reason he's calling for an independent investigation.

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Maybe's avatar

Agreed. The top concern of most politicians is their own re-election. Any actual beliefs or principles come in a distant second.

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Thaag the Nasty Trollop's avatar

Schrödinger's Leaks.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

"Fire proof"

Built in irony is best irony.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

My disdain for pants is too strong, even on Opposite Day. I am unable to comply.

#FuckPants

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Michael Moran's avatar

No, Moran is my name moron is what dimwitted Repubs (and Dems) are.

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Brian's avatar

HELLOOO! Nations don't live in a vacuum. We're global. ALL POLITICIANS have ties, both left and right, don't kid yourselves! But, it's time to get the country back on track. So everyone needs to shuddup, be big boys and girls and stop throwing shit at each other in the sand box.

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badtonto's avatar

And I take GREAT issue with calling Representative Darrell Issa a dickbag! ☹️ It should be WELL understood by now that the proper salutory epithet for said Representative is, 'a bag of dicks'... (harrumph!) 😠

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