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Beat 'em to plowshares https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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There's a bar in my town that has one wall completely covered with different colored cassette tapes. Very artsy.

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It's a cool bit of memorabilia for a musician, I suppose. I suspect the one above is sterling too. It would photograph as bright white like that.

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Meh.. These guys had better synchronicity and teamwork https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ah, yes, the old tyrannical government. Of course, if the tyrannical government was going to take away your precious boomstick, there wouldn't be tanks rolling down the Main Street, U.S.A. It would be handled by law enforcement.

Basically, these guys are talking about killing cops.

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You mean an AR-15 won't work against a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier?

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These people probably have Support Our Troops bumper stickers on their vehicles and openly call for the murder of American soldiers.

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Well MY dildo has religious significance, doesn't yours?

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Huh. I wonder if gunhumpers are going to take a page from the Liberals Handbook and boycott Dicks.

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Most surreal moment in Balkans history not involving vampires or Albanians.

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When I establish my republic, the American-180 will be right in the middle of the flag. Then we'll see about getting a bigger magazine...

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There was nobody left to speak up when they came for the shotguns? 54% of gun owners own one. Add to that non-gun owners who don't mind or even support responsible shotgun ownership, as they're only used in about 5% of murders.

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that's how I've been thinking about Wonkette

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not to be confused with the dildo-boat incident.

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Another inconvenient factoid for the gun nuts is that there were plenty of Germans under the Nazis who not only retained their firearms but offered to bring them along when they entered the armed forces. The result was such anecdotes as an exasperated commander who reported that a "volk" group's weapons required 70 different kinds of ammunition.

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Oh, I solved that problem with Wonkette. I just never leave.

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