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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Only if you're not a lesbian.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Way to go, Meanie. "Way Station" of course

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

It's never Lupus

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Anyone else thinking of Andrea Yates?

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Antonia Cynthus's avatar

Huh. I wonder why God would make you like that. It's a good question. JESUS CHRIST

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YayConspiracy's avatar

They love god and human beings can go to hell.

https://youtu.be/Fla6EO07I3E

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BehaveYrself's avatar

Josh D., is that you???

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451 Byrnes's avatar

Isn't Adrian Peterson *non-pale*?

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451 Byrnes's avatar

"Oh my God, it's Jesus!"

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Speak American!

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Sorry, let my Muslin prayers for aborting babbies on Carly Fiorina's dining room table slip out.

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451 Byrnes's avatar

You need this...

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

I do indeed. Thank you.

And I'll find more, for my friends and their kids . . .

Also, mad props for the Bradburianesque name.

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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

I suppose we are to be grateful she didn't just drown every single one of those children in the bathtub before the Fundy Promise Oath Keeper Jonathan Schumm came home one day?

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Steven Posey's avatar

If you're a nobody and you're running a stipend mill, the cops boot in your door and you're exposed for the monster you are. If you're a smarmy Jesus freak politician? The state will steal children from qualified foster parents and toss them into your pediatric concentration camp.

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lurch394's avatar

George Costanza wants to know if you've heard of shrinkage.

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