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Only if you're not a lesbian.

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Way to go, Meanie. "Way Station" of course

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It's never Lupus

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Anyone else thinking of Andrea Yates?

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Huh. I wonder why God would make you like that. It's a good question. JESUS CHRIST

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They love god and human beings can go to hell.

https://youtu.be/Fla6EO07I3E

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Josh D., is that you???

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Isn't Adrian Peterson *non-pale*?

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"Oh my God, it's Jesus!"

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Speak American!

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Sorry, let my Muslin prayers for aborting babbies on Carly Fiorina's dining room table slip out.

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You need this...

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I do indeed. Thank you.

And I'll find more, for my friends and their kids . . .

Also, mad props for the Bradburianesque name.

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I suppose we are to be grateful she didn't just drown every single one of those children in the bathtub before the Fundy Promise Oath Keeper Jonathan Schumm came home one day?

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If you're a nobody and you're running a stipend mill, the cops boot in your door and you're exposed for the monster you are. If you're a smarmy Jesus freak politician? The state will steal children from qualified foster parents and toss them into your pediatric concentration camp.

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George Costanza wants to know if you've heard of shrinkage.

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