HE SEEMS NICE. I AIN'T SAYIN' HE A GOLD DIGGER. But he ain't messing with no divorce settlement of less than $100,000 for every month they were married! Okay, $93,750. But that is Congressman Mike Turner's final offer! Ohio Rep. Mike Turner (R-Family Values) is getting divorced for the second time in five years, and this time he's going out in style. No dignified division of property in some boring lawyer's office for Turner and his estranged wife Majida Mourad. When you get divorced from an energy lobbyist, no expense should be spared! Also, no humiliation! Which is why Turner gave his buddy Darrell Issa (R-Never Convicted) a hand-delivered invitation to testify in the divorce proceedings.
She married down, like 20 to 90% down. Was she slumming? Did he tell her that he had a lot of dough?Was their marriage based on price per barrel or DOW fluctuations?
And Issa, that arsoning arsehole, probing prick, wad of fuck, could he just undick himself for a while as he gets foist out of the House and back into Arsonville by his own petard thingy.
Turner thought these statements would "advantage him" in the divorce. Issa groomsmanned the wedding, and added that he knowledged Mourad in spite of the fact that she financialed more than Turner statemented.
to : Our Friends On The Right DON'T LECTURE ME ABOUT YOUR VALUES_SHOW ME HOW YOU LIVE
Perhaps a case of canned clams.
it takes a little bit of getting used to, though.
Turner better watch out, Cadet Bone Spurs might grab him. Issa is a ass.
Ubertacky.
...They say, you can rely on your ex-wifes money, you can rely on your ex-wifes money...
Damn man. I am worth more than this congress critter :DWell. In debt dollars.
Oh, they know the difference. That particular group anyway....
Go back to your hovels.
She married down, like 20 to 90% down. Was she slumming? Did he tell her that he had a lot of dough?Was their marriage based on price per barrel or DOW fluctuations?
And Issa, that arsoning arsehole, probing prick, wad of fuck, could he just undick himself for a while as he gets foist out of the House and back into Arsonville by his own petard thingy.
"Do as I say, not as I do"
For the monster that he (probably) is, appropriate!
Fuckers.
I wish I could come up with more than that, but it just about says it all.
Paging Thomas Cromwell !! Mike Turner on Line 2 !!!
Turner thought these statements would "advantage him" in the divorce. Issa groomsmanned the wedding, and added that he knowledged Mourad in spite of the fact that she financialed more than Turner statemented.
No,no,no. It's Darrell Issa, R-Car Thief.
Please keep your felonies straight.