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Bobo Brazil's avatar

C'mon guys, we're going fishing!

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

You can vacuum that up with a straw...or a rolled up $20...

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sarafina's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Mother something, all right

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

THAT'S NO MOON!

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I hope so, but sadly one does not necessarily follow from the other.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

How old is Devin Nunes in trimesters? Can we legalize abortions to that many trimesters on account of how this adult fetus is clearly too stupid to survive outside the womb?

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John McLaughlin's avatar

Some are saying that Trump might be our president for the next 7 years and then Pence for the next 8.

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JBenningfield's avatar

There's no way in hell. It's possible, but not probable.

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Luther Martin's avatar

Sissy-boy and future obese and flatulent Trump lawn ornament Nunes has a thought.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I couldn't figure that out, either... is Devvie mixing Carter Page up with Jordan Klepper, maybe?

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gffish's avatar

Some are saying that Donald Trump is a billionaire. It's possible, but not probable.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Is there a word for what santorum becomes after six months?

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Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Fuck a bad cow -- isn't that how you get Bad Cow Disease?Nighty night.

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fuflans's avatar

yes this.

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