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C'mon guys, we're going fishing!

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You can vacuum that up with a straw...or a rolled up $20...

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Mother something, all right

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THAT'S NO MOON!

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I hope so, but sadly one does not necessarily follow from the other.

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How old is Devin Nunes in trimesters? Can we legalize abortions to that many trimesters on account of how this adult fetus is clearly too stupid to survive outside the womb?

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Some are saying that Trump might be our president for the next 7 years and then Pence for the next 8.

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There's no way in hell. It's possible, but not probable.

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Sissy-boy and future obese and flatulent Trump lawn ornament Nunes has a thought.

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I couldn't figure that out, either... is Devvie mixing Carter Page up with Jordan Klepper, maybe?

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Some are saying that Donald Trump is a billionaire. It's possible, but not probable.

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Is there a word for what santorum becomes after six months?

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Fuck a bad cow -- isn't that how you get Bad Cow Disease?Nighty night.

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yes this.

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