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easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

Striving for perfection in only the best people. That’s his spin on the rats fleeing.

At what point does Trumphiant get so enraged he blows a gasket and keels over? He surely can’t take much more of this.

easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

Beauty. And if he does pay him, he’s committing a crime.

“Hey judge: This turd wallop owes me 130,000.

Judge: do you have an itemized bill?

Scumbag lawdick: Um, well, I can’t really say what the money was for. Nothing, really, he just owes me, because he said he would give me 130,000, just cuz. Now he won’t, so he owes me. You get it, right?

easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

The back of week old discarded Vegas porn flyers, trampled by the hoards, caught by the wind and stuck against the side of the bus stop bench.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Jesus. The Gang That Couldn't Fuck Straight.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He may have taken it from an account he oversees, but he didn't take it from an overseas account. Them peoples gots the polonium, you know.

bubba's avatar

Michael Cohen with and without his toupé. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

phoenix00's avatar

> it was a powder substance, and it was worth $5000.

Lemme guess, it came from Colombia and is highly, highly addictive?

phoenix00's avatar

But they just can't help themselves!

Also: Dunning-Kreuger.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

...and having sex with your neighbors.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Shakes the Clown libulz!

greyXstar's avatar

It's douchebags all the way down.

Maybe's avatar

So it's possible that Trump screwed Cohen as well as Daniels?

Maybe's avatar

Right. Ground coffee.