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They aren't even original. That is the definition of a hack.

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SAYS WHO?

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You stole my work. I cut and pasted it first you hack.

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Easy: It's in effect when there's a senate election that Democrats just might win in Alabama of all places because the Republicans are running a creep who likes to troll shopping malls for teens, and suddenly instead of talking about the creep, the media is full of stories about how a sitting democratic senator is kind of handsy, and even though the story that started it all is suspect for a number of reasons, every day more women are coming forward and more cries of "See dems do it too!" so you suck it up and sacrifice your guy and replace him with a squeaky clean and electable lady, so you don't lose the seat, and then the dems win Alabama.

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I must admit, I've never read a word by her; now I don't have to. I'll just read somebody else.

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I guess that's all well and good when your over ambitious Senator fucks over mine.

CONSISTENCY

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Nov 21, 2017 - “He totally denies it,” Mr. Trump said of Mr. Moore, who has been accused of molesting a 14-year-old girl and sexually assaulting another ...

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I just saw this this morning.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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How does a photographic memory help you remember what somebody says? Photos don't talk.

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it's ok, but you might want to start by establishing the setting in the first sentence, try "it was a dark and stormy night"

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You don't fool me. That comes straight outta the Gilligan's Island episode, "The Producer." Only there it was set to music.

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The real question in that relationship is what Fox News wants her for. Could it be that they want to foster this dispute in order to besmirch the MSM?

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A chilled Gewurtztraminer.

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Oh, in that case a $74 Barolo.

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She went in the wrong direction in the part about the transsexual and the coke -- she could have made that way more filthy. In fact, she should have plagiarized the article about that incident so she could have claimed to be there watching every titillating detail.

This place is warping me.

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I'm gobsmacked.

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