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gingerwentworth1's avatar

I just want to say something! I just want to say that even tho when he speaks about anything Eric Trump is as ignorant as the others about the world, even tho he destroys even the most poignant and beautiful animals on earth, and even tho he is homely, it's a fact that he gets put in charge of construction jobs, apparently and is able to complete them like a regular person, whereas his brother is never put in charge of any job because he is incompetent and can't manage anything. I don't know this "of my own knowledge" but I know it from reading Trump books. That's what I wanted to say. Also it will be terrible if on top of everything else Tiffany gets fat so and she'll sink down lower in her family's esteem. I hope she doesn't and I wish she'd just get out of there. I'm sure she could be a regular person. I'm writing to her. What should I say??

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phoenix00's avatar

Coke vs Pepsi

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$5541709's avatar

It's the Stern show. Guests joke around. It's a joke.

But in the back of their minds, you KNOW those kids want every last penny for themselves.

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$5541709's avatar

GOES senile??

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Horus is the Maths God?

..this might be relevant to my interests.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

apparently - see http://www.mathsisgoodforyo...

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Weird Fishes's avatar

Oh sure. Just go there.

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Tom65's avatar

You know it's going to be an absolute shit show once the old man dies off. I wouldn't rule out gun play.

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Debmcd's avatar

Well then they should be made public the next time the lawyers have lunch.

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javadavis's avatar

I did not read all the comments, so apologies if this is already mentioned, but - dId anyone else notice that Trump, math self-proclaimed genius (heh) thought that each additional child takes another 20% out of the estate for the other offspring?

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wavicles's avatar

"They tell me... they had to cuz I wasn't there, that he came out her vagina, all covered in icky stuff. Icky! Gross! I'll tell you that, believe me."

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

so did the dotard

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And pretty much as saintly as a living man can be.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Wasn't she really young, like a preschooler, when her mother and Donald divorced? I'm surprised he hasn't written her out of his will already, like the spiteful bastard he is.

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Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Ah, my bad. That's one difference between the US and France. Here, children inherit the debt, unless they renounce the inheritance.

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SayItWithOtters's avatar

Rick Wilson refers to Twitler's longtime counsel as perfecting "the abortion and NDA special."

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