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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

American privilege leads to bad spelling.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

I thought that was a good thing?

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Crystalclear12's avatar

OK, he knows better than this.This is sloppy housework, at best.Did you forget how to rat fuck when you left the Senate, Jeff?

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

I STILL wish someone in the opposing campaign had warned us about these Class AAA dipshits and the horses they rode in on.

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Monty Market's avatar

To the best of my recollection at this time, I done plum forgot about that, daggummitt.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

It's always harder to prosecute criminals when they win elections.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I made a wallet once and tried, without success, to paddle a boat. But we never got to make an artillery simulator, let alone a real bomb.

Yes, I was a pathetic, deprived child compared with the Conditt lad.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You were lucky. There were a hundred and fiftyof us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Someone needs to talk him down off the priviledge.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Or a very small pill bottle.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

somebody was talking too fast to Buttersquash and that made him nervous.

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clubseal's avatar

Wars, also too.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

It's all encompassed by "Turumption", the new iteration of extreme corruption.

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Mintie's avatar

Provided they don't die.

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TakingAmes's avatar

You. Monster.

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