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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

American privilege leads to bad spelling.

Crystalclear12's avatar

I thought that was a good thing?

Crystalclear12's avatar

OK, he knows better than this.This is sloppy housework, at best.Did you forget how to rat fuck when you left the Senate, Jeff?

fawkedifiknow's avatar

I STILL wish someone in the opposing campaign had warned us about these Class AAA dipshits and the horses they rode in on.

Monty Market's avatar

To the best of my recollection at this time, I done plum forgot about that, daggummitt.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

It's always harder to prosecute criminals when they win elections.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I made a wallet once and tried, without success, to paddle a boat. But we never got to make an artillery simulator, let alone a real bomb.

Yes, I was a pathetic, deprived child compared with the Conditt lad.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You were lucky. There were a hundred and fiftyof us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Someone needs to talk him down off the priviledge.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Or a very small pill bottle.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

somebody was talking too fast to Buttersquash and that made him nervous.

Mavenmaven's avatar

It's all encompassed by "Turumption", the new iteration of extreme corruption.

Mintie's avatar

Provided they don't die.