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phoenix00's avatar

I dunno, the Conways sound like peas in a pod.

Their kids, otoh, don't deserve this.

britishvoiceman's avatar

I don't know. He's proved on many occasions that he's not that bright - maybe he really did misconstrue it.......or maybe his attention wandered before he heard the bit about the increased police presence?

Chris's avatar

I'm currently going with we are not real but merely figments of some drug induced nightmare. I'm hoping whomever is the generator comes downs gently with medical assistance.

redarmyzombie's avatar

When I went down with my dad to Mexico a few years back, I met a man who was planning on crossing the border; for the record, his English was *impeccable*...

I would gladly trade 1000 Drumpf supporters for him any day...

redarmyzombie's avatar

Got a good chuckle, but do *not* look at the comments to that video...

redarmyzombie's avatar

Somehow, I doubt that Donnies limp flailing tiny baby hand was the one crushing Macrons...

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

If it was from The Onion, it would be funny instead of just pathetic.

SeeTrain65's avatar

Can either Conway keep their stories straight?

Voyager's avatar

The BART thing really chaps my ass.

There are about an eleventy bazzillion more important things law enforcement could be doing in this country.

H0mer0's avatar

[never read the comments.Goes along with the sage advice one kid gave another as he was leaving a birthday party which went something like "Whatever you do, do NOT stick your penis in your little brother's butt!!!!" (sounds like someone found out the hard way.)]

Pilotshark's avatar

Yep, you almost get the feeling we are part of a real life Tom Clancy novel.

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

So you're saying Kellyanne is a cross between Violet Beauregard and Veruca Salt? OK, got it.