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And put it on pay-per-view!

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I dunno, the Conways sound like peas in a pod.

Their kids, otoh, don't deserve this.

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AAARGHGAGAEFGADEFASDGEERE

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I don't know. He's proved on many occasions that he's not that bright - maybe he really did misconstrue it.......or maybe his attention wandered before he heard the bit about the increased police presence?

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I'm currently going with we are not real but merely figments of some drug induced nightmare. I'm hoping whomever is the generator comes downs gently with medical assistance.

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When I went down with my dad to Mexico a few years back, I met a man who was planning on crossing the border; for the record, his English was *impeccable*...

I would gladly trade 1000 Drumpf supporters for him any day...

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Got a good chuckle, but do *not* look at the comments to that video...

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Somehow, I doubt that Donnies limp flailing tiny baby hand was the one crushing Macrons...

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If it was from The Onion, it would be funny instead of just pathetic.

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Can either Conway keep their stories straight?

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The BART thing really chaps my ass.

There are about an eleventy bazzillion more important things law enforcement could be doing in this country.

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[never read the comments.Goes along with the sage advice one kid gave another as he was leaving a birthday party which went something like "Whatever you do, do NOT stick your penis in your little brother's butt!!!!" (sounds like someone found out the hard way.)]

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Yep, you almost get the feeling we are part of a real life Tom Clancy novel.

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So you're saying Kellyanne is a cross between Violet Beauregard and Veruca Salt? OK, got it.

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Conway. Twitty. SWIDT?

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