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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Rick (Bad Touch) Perry. There are some people in this world who don't understand the concept of personal space.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Shhhhh, say no more, baby."

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102415's avatar

Excellence in wonkettery.

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102415's avatar

Don't say that. Rand or Rim, whatever, would swoop in and fucking win.

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102415's avatar

You are forgetting that Ron is an isolationist. He just doesn't care about some useless spendy state government person. And considering what a Texas governor actually does( make sure executions are on time) I can't blame him for not bothering to know exactly who he is.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's a question I really don't want to hear answered.

Meanwhile, Mr. Paul said "...but truth was I never met him before." Aside from the obvious fact that when people say "truth was" or "honestly" or "to tell you the truth" they are almost always telling a lie, that statement could be made by most $20 hookers.

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fuflans's avatar

gay.

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fuflans's avatar

it's going to be a long campaign isn't it?

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