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Rick (Bad Touch) Perry. There are some people in this world who don't understand the concept of personal space.

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"Shhhhh, say no more, baby."

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Excellence in wonkettery.

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Don't say that. Rand or Rim, whatever, would swoop in and fucking win.

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You are forgetting that Ron is an isolationist. He just doesn't care about some useless spendy state government person. And considering what a Texas governor actually does( make sure executions are on time) I can't blame him for not bothering to know exactly who he is.

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That's a question I really don't want to hear answered.

Meanwhile, Mr. Paul said "...but truth was I never met him before." Aside from the obvious fact that when people say "truth was" or "honestly" or "to tell you the truth" they are almost always telling a lie, that statement could be made by most $20 hookers.

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gay.

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it's going to be a long campaign isn't it?

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