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They're already laying the groundwork for impeaching Biden. Just in case.

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And the "cankles," whatever they are.

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They'll find out that Biden didn't just make money in Iran but he made money in China and Iraq.

Is Rudy just naming whatever countries he’s heard on the news now?

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I do have to wonder, if Rudy and the GOPtards really believe that Trump dint do nuttin wrong, what else they think a president can demand in exchange for held-up military or other assistance. Permits for his hotels? Likes on Facebook? The firing of people he doesn't like?

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Roodles has lost Jeanne Pirro. There is no lower bar.

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Which just proves the point (that you're hinting at) that they don't believe this shit. They're just craven hacks.

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Republicans, one hopes, will not be in power for at least a generation. At least, none of the worthless fuckwads currently warming seats in the Senate will be around.

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He lied to Congress. That's a major crime when you're not a Republican.

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"Good enough" only because they have zero concern for the merits of the case. Stupid arguments, bad arguments, weak arguments, specious arguments . . . even Rudy's ludicrous arguments . . . all carry the same weight.

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The only time that Lithuania is to ever be mentioned, it's when you reference Arvydas Sabonis, the legend himself who played for the Portland Trailblazers at the end of his career...

What coulda been.

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Besides, that extortion of Ukraine practically never happened!

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back in 1998 the great Frank London recorded this little song as a joke, it is worth remembering what life was like under Giuliani (reference to the horrifying story of Abner Louima, "This is Giuliani-time" lest we forget), and here we are, every word is still true. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Rudy Giuliani And Judge Jeanine

I'm just amazed that these words in one sentence didn't spontaneously combust.

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What happened to Abner Louima haunts me to this day. Guiliani is - and always was - AWFUL.

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His mouth is open apperently as often as his fly is

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The Republicans need to let Rudy "Perry Mason" Giuliani handle all the defense for Trump during the Senate trial. He will uncover previously unknown information that shows Joe Biden got 25 gazillion dollars in kick backs from Nigeria, China, and Ukraine, and Joe, sitting in the audience, will break down in a weeping confession. "It started with just stealing stamps from my Senate office, and the next thing you know, I read one of those emails from a Nigerian prince. Once they got their claws in me, I was hooked. Like a Columbia drug lord after his first puff of marijuana. You wouldn't believe how much money you can make by protecting corrupt politicians and grifters using my omnipotent powers as Vice President. Which actually has very little authority!"

At least that's what Rudy dreams will happen. After which Chief Justice Roberts tells the Sergeant at Arms to arrest Biden and all the Republicans dump a cooler of Gatorade on Rudy's head and carry him out of the Senate chambers on their shoulders.

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