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What the fuck ever. Peace out.

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Oooh. You win the internet. Congratulations.

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What part of 'bye, Felicia' don't you get?

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With your level of mental acuity, it is no wonder you were unsuccessful in gymnastics.

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It is but not in the Olympics. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Again, UGH, and I'm sorry for your loss as well.

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I agree. These have been the best.

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Yeah, ain't gonna happen, they own his ass.

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So, by your definition, boxing isn't a sport. I'll let you tell Mayweather.

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Really? My mortal sin to you is the fact that I claimed a flamboyant male figure skater was gay before he said so? In an industry known for attracting gay males? And for this, you have attacked and attacked and attacked me? Well, get ready to be really offended because I also didn't think Ellen or Melissa Etheridge needed to announce the fact that they are gay either. Gee. Turns out I was right. On all accounts.

And, fun fact for you, it turns out that my gymnastics career was thwarted by compulsory exercises which needed to be done either left handed or right handed. But, I do some things like a left handed person and some things like a right handed person. Not that it's any of your fucking business, but I figured I address your bullshit insult anyway to set the record straight.

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I am not "sweetiepie" to you, but thanks for displaying your sexism for everyone to note.

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Ah, she just can't stop compounding her rudeness, her atrocities, and her stupidities. News flash: I was an elite gymnast, and people as cretinously pigheaded as you never succeeded--probably because they refused to heed or listen to any coaching. Pro tip for you: your asinine assumptions about the sexualities of various public figures are neither Holy Writ nor reliable, and the fact that you doubled and tripled down on them when you were *proven* wrong is just another indicator of the bullshit that is your sum total. Snowflakes (term used derisively and completely advisedly) like you always see any correction of their mistakes, their errors, or their illogic as 'attack,' of course. It's really your problem, and ONLY your problem, that you know nothing about GLBT life, about what 'openly gay' actually means, and about the dangers of unwarranted assumptions. Since you decided to curse, let me assure you that my last two insults to you here are both totally non-sexist; I use them interchangeably for men and women. You're not only a bitch, you're a flaming hemorrhoidal asshole. Blocked with pleasure.

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Uh....okay. I guess I'm blocked, but it is rather interesting to find out that I was proven wrong and that Ellen, Melissa Etheridge and Johnny Weir are all heterosexuals. But, seriously. I've always been a champion of LGBT rights even though I'm a flaming heterosexual. I have absolutely no dog in the fight. But, I fight anyway. Because gay rights are human rights and because no one should ever, ever be dehumanized because of who they love. Because love is love is love is love is love is love is love. So seriously dude, go fuck yourself. I've had enough of your stupidity and your anger and your insults. I don't deserve it because I simply pointed out the obvious. Johnny Weir is gay. Fuck me for being honest.

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My mistake. Johnny Weir is a flaming heterosexual.

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I perceive that you have, as Mark Twain once said (more or less), turned a four-foot pig of thought into a 30-foot bar of argumentative railroad iron by attenuation.

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