Is crazy Arizona ready fortwoPalin residences? If the local papers there are to be believed, there's not really any choice in the matter now. After reality-star/abstinent teen mom Bristol Palin bought a foreclosure far from the action last year, it seems glamorous mom Sarah has dropped $1.6 million in Rupert Murdoch Ca$h on a ginormous rock/stucco castle in the ritzy old-people golf community of Scottsdale. It totally looks like a Panera or a P.F. Chang's!
I've got about 6 of each of those horrid places within 10 miles of my office. The 'artisan' sandwiches are pre-made half the time and thrown in a hot press. Don't be fooled by the seemingly classy appearance, it's still shiite!
They like the Callista look but when you live in a convection oven for 7 months out of the year, the lizard skin starts to develop. North Snotsdale has all sorts of fancy botox, laser and cryogenic surgeries to help the aging process because their's nothing sexier than a 60 year old sugardaddy wife with bleached blonde hair, bolt-ons, and tummy tucks hanging out at Wolfgang Pucks wearing Old Navy shorts and a spandex tube top when its 109F outside.
Now Glenn Beck will have to buy a place in Arizona to stay in the news. Isn't 'Snotsdale' a little upscale for a hockey mom?
CW: Did he have a Ph. D., like "Dr." Jerome Corsi?
If you want some entertainment, pop over to Amazon and check out the "reviews" of Corsi's book "Where's the Birth Certificate?"
Barb: I would have guessed "The Lies of Sarah Palin.." would a volume the size of an unabridged dictionary. You must be one fastass reader...
Typical fucking snowbird! Did you see all that grass lawn? In a desert? People like her are the reason the humidity in Arizona has gone up from the 10% average of my youth to the 40+% it is now. Asshole should move back to Alaska...
Me too. It is becoming more like Utah: an absolutely spectacular state wasted on the people who live there (my family and blue enclaves of Tempe, Flagstaff, and Tucson excepted).
snakes like the sun.
I've got about 6 of each of those horrid places within 10 miles of my office. The 'artisan' sandwiches are pre-made half the time and thrown in a hot press. Don't be fooled by the seemingly classy appearance, it's still shiite!
Ernest Shackleton?
They like the Callista look but when you live in a convection oven for 7 months out of the year, the lizard skin starts to develop. North Snotsdale has all sorts of fancy botox, laser and cryogenic surgeries to help the aging process because their's nothing sexier than a 60 year old sugardaddy wife with bleached blonde hair, bolt-ons, and tummy tucks hanging out at Wolfgang Pucks wearing Old Navy shorts and a spandex tube top when its 109F outside.
Sarah did pick a good location for dry heat.
Now Glenn Beck will have to buy a place in Arizona to stay in the news. Isn't 'Snotsdale' a little upscale for a hockey mom?
It's like Starbucks with sandwiches.
The appearance of this miracle child bodes well for our Wonkette.
Brigham Young?
LL: Nice and smart! Undoubtly attractive. Do you cook?
CW: Did he have a Ph. D., like "Dr." Jerome Corsi?
If you want some entertainment, pop over to Amazon and check out the "reviews" of Corsi's book "Where's the Birth Certificate?"
What a buncha maroons!
Barb: I would have guessed "The Lies of Sarah Palin.." would a volume the size of an unabridged dictionary. You must be one fastass reader...
I grilled some macaroni once for hours, but I couldn't get ANY information from it.
&quot;Bolt-on tits&quot;....<b>that</b> is funny. Does NS also feature the Callista Gingrich taut skin look?
<i>Now</i> it&#039;s a well-known fact. Too late for some of us.
Typical fucking snowbird! Did you see all that grass lawn? In a desert? People like her are the reason the humidity in Arizona has gone up from the 10% average of my youth to the 40+% it is now. Asshole should move back to Alaska...
Me too. It is becoming more like Utah: an absolutely spectacular state wasted on the people who live there (my family and blue enclaves of Tempe, Flagstaff, and Tucson excepted).