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fuflans's avatar

snakes like the sun.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I've got about 6 of each of those horrid places within 10 miles of my office. The 'artisan' sandwiches are pre-made half the time and thrown in a hot press. Don't be fooled by the seemingly classy appearance, it's still shiite!

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Fartknocker's avatar

They like the Callista look but when you live in a convection oven for 7 months out of the year, the lizard skin starts to develop. North Snotsdale has all sorts of fancy botox, laser and cryogenic surgeries to help the aging process because their's nothing sexier than a 60 year old sugardaddy wife with bleached blonde hair, bolt-ons, and tummy tucks hanging out at Wolfgang Pucks wearing Old Navy shorts and a spandex tube top when its 109F outside.

Sarah did pick a good location for dry heat.

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chascates's avatar

Now Glenn Beck will have to buy a place in Arizona to stay in the news. Isn't 'Snotsdale' a little upscale for a hockey mom?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's like Starbucks with sandwiches.

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WA Bishop's avatar

The appearance of this miracle child bodes well for our Wonkette.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Brigham Young?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

LL: Nice and smart! Undoubtly attractive. Do you cook?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

CW: Did he have a Ph. D., like "Dr." Jerome Corsi?

If you want some entertainment, pop over to Amazon and check out the "reviews" of Corsi's book "Where's the Birth Certificate?"

What a buncha maroons!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Barb: I would have guessed "The Lies of Sarah Palin.." would a volume the size of an unabridged dictionary. You must be one fastass reader...

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PsycWench's avatar

I grilled some macaroni once for hours, but I couldn't get ANY information from it.

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PsycWench's avatar

"Bolt-on tits"....<b>that</b> is funny. Does NS also feature the Callista Gingrich taut skin look?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>Now</i> it's a well-known fact. Too late for some of us.

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jqheywood's avatar

Typical fucking snowbird! Did you see all that grass lawn? In a desert? People like her are the reason the humidity in Arizona has gone up from the 10% average of my youth to the 40+% it is now. Asshole should move back to Alaska...

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jqheywood's avatar

Me too. It is becoming more like Utah: an absolutely spectacular state wasted on the people who live there (my family and blue enclaves of Tempe, Flagstaff, and Tucson excepted).

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