Make America Gross Again [contextly_sidebar id="brFi7lZFgZvofDEqVBZnDOKenVaAEDmv"]While the most important policy issue of Thursday's Republican debate was indisputably Donald Trump's declaration that the State of His Penis was adequate, we would be remiss if we ignored the question of what issued from Ted Cruz's nose, or maybe his mouth. Virtually no one who was watching the Republican debate heard a word of Cruz's plans for specific cuts in federal spending, in contrast to Donald Trump's mere "angry rhetoric." Instead, Americans were all watching the screen in horror:
my best friend used to pin her little brother down and dangle a strand of drool a few mm from his face (just a reminder of how the best of siblings can be totally evil to each other.)
No, no, no, you see, this is a common mistake people make and the sort of thing Trumpans have to worry about.Occasionally, their vocal flatulence forms an amorphous mass, which, like airplane blue ice, collects on their skin and solidifies. Re-ingesting this mass allows them to recycle and process their previous verbal excretions into a more gaseous form, thus continually aerosolizing the excreta properly and getting even coverage to those in the auditory area.This particular Trumpan is known for being extraordinarily disgusting to humans (again, not the fault of the species, purely a Darwinian survival tactic- it guarantees that no one gets close enough to harm him) and in order to maintain this constant repulsion, must do something which appears fairly nasty to other non-Trumpans.Much like eating bacon off a gun barrel, or blocking women from proper healthcare, this is simply a case of Cruz doing Cruz.
Last vestige of his soul crying to escape.
Trust me, it's one of the funnier ones ...
https://youtu.be/v75wCTMZoSY
At least Ted Cruz had some substance (on his lip) during the debate!
I'm afraid to ask, is that really what his voice sounds like? (I don't wanna listen to him).
I just listened to the booger video above and answered my own question.
my best friend used to pin her little brother down and dangle a strand of drool a few mm from his face (just a reminder of how the best of siblings can be totally evil to each other.)
I think the snot doc's term is "cryptic tonsillar debris"
"There can be only one!"
Whoop there it is!Whoop there it's gone!
I'd give another example of HDTV run amok, but I couldn't find the picture of Krusty The Clown I was looking for.
Kind of like when that Dodd fellow got a fly caught in his hair spray. At least he didn't eat it.
Even his soul whines.
Could it be a dingle berry, or a "Klingon" as its known, from rimming Carson in gratitude for bowing out of the debate, and eventually the race?
Teddy are not having much fun it seems.
http://www.addictinginfo.or...
... one of two remaining brain cells trying to escape? (the other one being too sickly to move).
No, no, no, you see, this is a common mistake people make and the sort of thing Trumpans have to worry about.Occasionally, their vocal flatulence forms an amorphous mass, which, like airplane blue ice, collects on their skin and solidifies. Re-ingesting this mass allows them to recycle and process their previous verbal excretions into a more gaseous form, thus continually aerosolizing the excreta properly and getting even coverage to those in the auditory area.This particular Trumpan is known for being extraordinarily disgusting to humans (again, not the fault of the species, purely a Darwinian survival tactic- it guarantees that no one gets close enough to harm him) and in order to maintain this constant repulsion, must do something which appears fairly nasty to other non-Trumpans.Much like eating bacon off a gun barrel, or blocking women from proper healthcare, this is simply a case of Cruz doing Cruz.
win: "After Zaprudering the lip limpet". HA
relevant: https://books.google.com/bo...