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Did The Migraines Get Actionable Intelligence When They Tortured Cindy McCain?
Ooh, an interesting interview with Cindy McCain in the latest issue ofThe New Yorker!... wait... the latest issue ofPeoplemagazine! We learn a number of things in this feature, "Cindy McCain's Secret Struggle with Migraines," most notably that she has a secret struggle with migraines. They are almost as painful as a torture session in the Hanoi Hilton, she claims, in this actual real-life quote: "Torture. Being tied to a chair for four days. I can't imagine how unbearable that pain must have been, but yeah, I can, because a migraine may come close." Absolutely. Maybe she should ask her doctor for (= steal) some Percocet or Vicodin, to alleviate the pain? [ People ]