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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

In wet, crumpled singles

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

He can see it from his house through the lube stained window

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Their lies cancel each other out and you get pure truth?

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Thrice and twice!

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

"We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Mostly in his bank account.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Moore based him on the Question, a character created by Steven Ditko to embody his “no compromises” Randian philosophy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

As the grandmother of a 3-year-old I can assure you that what the Orange Menace speaks is NOT equivalent at all. For example, my grandson would not DREAM of asking Russia to interfere in arranging his cars in neat rows, which is a current passion, nor would he call someone a weak, sad loser. He very politely apologizes to the couch when he bangs into it with his knee, and he does not have a Twitter account.

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susan_g's avatar

Harley Rouda kicked Dana Rohrabacher out of office. Voting matters.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Shades of my ex, and her sister’s family too.

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tangofoxtrot's avatar

I love that Steyer's not in it. Because I am a bad person.

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redblack's avatar

shot from a cannon.

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tangofoxtrot's avatar

We all do. And NOT "Tim Kaine".

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Shananigan's avatar

Chuck makes me grossed out by gingers and I AM one.

Ugh.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham called it a “complete fabrication and a total lie”

The White House has denied this story, so we know it is true now.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Remind me again which presidential candidate it was who, 45 times during the last 30 days of the 2016 campaign, proclaimed to the rabble at his rallies, "I LOVE WIKILEAKS!"

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