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Everyone knows that you shouldn't keep a rabbit in the coffee pot, it should be a dormouse in a teapot.

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I just hope everyone is packin' heat at that breakfast, cuz you never know when a 'crazy' might show up.

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When you out-crazy Michele Bachmann you know you need help.

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<i>"Other distinguished guests – including Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., Dr. Pat Robertson, Jan Crouch, Pat Boone, WND Editor and CEO Joseph Farah, Rosemary Schindler, Sen. Roy Blunt, R-Mo...."</i>

I'm staying away. All of those asshats in one place whining to God about capital gains taxes or birth certificates or whatever. God might smite 'em just so they'll STFU.

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More likely a ball bumper.

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I don't see how the acid would make much difference. They already hallucinate 24x7.

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am i missing anything if i don't know who this fucking guy is?

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Sheriff Joe is gonna station guards, whether they like it or not.

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No invitation certificate. IMPEACH!!!

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Rev. Merrie Turner claims the event will be non-partisan, with Bachmann, Blunt, Pat Boone and Pat Robertson attending. Yeah, right.

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