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PubOption's avatar

Everyone knows that you shouldn't keep a rabbit in the coffee pot, it should be a dormouse in a teapot.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

I just hope everyone is packin' heat at that breakfast, cuz you never know when a 'crazy' might show up.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

When you out-crazy Michele Bachmann you know you need help.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Other distinguished guests – including Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., Dr. Pat Robertson, Jan Crouch, Pat Boone, WND Editor and CEO Joseph Farah, Rosemary Schindler, Sen. Roy Blunt, R-Mo...."</i>

I'm staying away. All of those asshats in one place whining to God about capital gains taxes or birth certificates or whatever. God might smite 'em just so they'll STFU.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

More likely a ball bumper.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I don't see how the acid would make much difference. They already hallucinate 24x7.

fuflans's avatar

am i missing anything if i don't know who this fucking guy is?

bobbert's avatar

Sheriff Joe is gonna station guards, whether they like it or not.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

No invitation certificate. IMPEACH!!!

PubOption's avatar

Rev. Merrie Turner claims the event will be non-partisan, with Bachmann, Blunt, Pat Boone and Pat Robertson attending. Yeah, right.