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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>I LITERALLY almost died once from marijuana,</i>

U R DOING IT RONG!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she was clearly asking for it

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Actually watching pit bulls and cats interact is one of life's great joys. Pits seem to have fun now matter how bad they get scratched.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Casey Jones you better watch your speed

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I guess their <i>crash</i> simulator was unavailable.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

That's what the labels on the ziplock bags are for- leaded and unleaded.

BTW, you add the weed to the pizza sauce (spaghetti also too), not the dough (and be extra careful with the slices with the shroom toppings)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs is not amused

bobbert's avatar

1. This story should probably have been titled "Don't consume excessive amounts of any intoxicant".

2. I think I've given up on Happy comments. I actually have a Disqus account, and I've commented a couple times before, but this time I was told that my email account is already in use.

Well, yeah, by me, I suppose. Maybe I'll feel like figuring this out tomorrow.