Four score and seven years ago, our Founding Fathers created Craigslist so that horny wingnut dudes could hook up for spontaneous sexual encounters in the nation's capital, while Defending Liberty. And over the weekend, some patriots acknowledged the Fathers' hard work and ingenuity, and used Craigslist to try and Restore each others' Honor with their penises. Let's learn about marketing!
So many tiny little dicks, so little time.
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I looked at the crowd photos, and some of those folks will have to use a bookmark if they want to get any satisfaction.
Don't make me go to ebay for fun.