This guy defines the cliche of the pot and the kettle.
And what's the story on the dildos? Never mind, I'm not sure I want to know.
Fake homophobes loudly denounce the practice in immense detail, which suggests they know a great deal more about it than they should...I mean, if they think it's ghastly, why do they study it so much?
My answer has always been...they are loud homophobes to cover up their secret and potentially embarrassing personal life.
I always get amused when these clowns get nailed for getting nailed, and announce they are quitting whatever major public post they hold "for personal reflection and to spend more time with my family."
Translated, that means: "To avoid that wave of incoming snotty e-mails at my office and ridiculing Twitter posts, and to sit down with my wife and her divorce lawyer and the lawyer's private investigator's pictures of me at the Whoopee Motel with my boyfriend, where we stayed for nearly the whole hour."
Maybe if an internal auditor comes up with the fraud that they, conveniently, can pin on someone else, then they can say "Lookie here! We were misled! It's not our fault at all! It's That Guy Over There Who Did The Bad Thing!"
I seriously doubt that O'Keefe can be considered to be a dildo.
An dildo is an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. O'Keefe may have the right shape overall, but any sexual stimulation is totally lacking.
I dunno about you, but I always get off while my partner totally ignores me while masturbating, looking in a mirror and telling himself how awesome he is. It's so sexy to be appreciated like that!
Dildo enthusiast? Dildo enthusiast! as I spit take my morning coffee and tell my dear Lovey of 33 years. That is a slur against dildo enthusiasts everywhere. I can thank dildo enthusiasm in part for our wonderful decades long relationship. I can't count how many times I was too tired out from my shift in the Salt mine to perform my "marital duty". Thank the Goddess I was able to have "John Holmes", "Big Kevin", "Cutler XL" or even "Mr Ed" stand in for me. A dear friend recently commented "your folks tub is fricking Silicone Valley". Now shop as usual and avoid panic buying.
The billionaires who fund this nonsense must be happy with what they're getting. I didn't see them flinching when they said, "And we're going to replace him with the girl who played the whore to his pimp."
I'm reading this story, with its liberal use of dildos and related imagery, and I'm thinking, "That Evan, he is...Wait! Gary wrote this!" So, let me say thank you to Mr. Legum for giving that O'Keefe guy the writeup he deserves!
This guy defines the cliche of the pot and the kettle.
And what's the story on the dildos? Never mind, I'm not sure I want to know.
Fake homophobes loudly denounce the practice in immense detail, which suggests they know a great deal more about it than they should...I mean, if they think it's ghastly, why do they study it so much?
My answer has always been...they are loud homophobes to cover up their secret and potentially embarrassing personal life.
I always get amused when these clowns get nailed for getting nailed, and announce they are quitting whatever major public post they hold "for personal reflection and to spend more time with my family."
Translated, that means: "To avoid that wave of incoming snotty e-mails at my office and ridiculing Twitter posts, and to sit down with my wife and her divorce lawyer and the lawyer's private investigator's pictures of me at the Whoopee Motel with my boyfriend, where we stayed for nearly the whole hour."
Wait, how can Veritas tax preparer conduct an audit? Isn't that a giant freaking conflict of interest?
Maybe if an internal auditor comes up with the fraud that they, conveniently, can pin on someone else, then they can say "Lookie here! We were misled! It's not our fault at all! It's That Guy Over There Who Did The Bad Thing!"
His face does make me want to shove it in someone's asshole like one of those spikey Jesus dildos. I hope this is on subject and not too mean...
Please do not subject innocent assholes to this guy's face.
I seriously doubt that O'Keefe can be considered to be a dildo.
An dildo is an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. O'Keefe may have the right shape overall, but any sexual stimulation is totally lacking.
I dunno about you, but I always get off while my partner totally ignores me while masturbating, looking in a mirror and telling himself how awesome he is. It's so sexy to be appreciated like that!
The trick is to get off with someone else while you're partner is loving himself. He probably wouldn't notice.
He's an actual piece of work, ain't he? I hope they take him down a foot or two. And a footlong or two.
What a fucking dildo!!
Dildo enthusiast? Dildo enthusiast! as I spit take my morning coffee and tell my dear Lovey of 33 years. That is a slur against dildo enthusiasts everywhere. I can thank dildo enthusiasm in part for our wonderful decades long relationship. I can't count how many times I was too tired out from my shift in the Salt mine to perform my "marital duty". Thank the Goddess I was able to have "John Holmes", "Big Kevin", "Cutler XL" or even "Mr Ed" stand in for me. A dear friend recently commented "your folks tub is fricking Silicone Valley". Now shop as usual and avoid panic buying.
They wake up every day and are still them. Ha ha.
Wait, he's only facing charges NOW?!
The billionaires who fund this nonsense must be happy with what they're getting. I didn't see them flinching when they said, "And we're going to replace him with the girl who played the whore to his pimp."
"But we won’t complain if we see a few more mug shots along the way." Those I can do without. Photogenic is not the word that applies.
I'm reading this story, with its liberal use of dildos and related imagery, and I'm thinking, "That Evan, he is...Wait! Gary wrote this!" So, let me say thank you to Mr. Legum for giving that O'Keefe guy the writeup he deserves!
"We're very proud here at Project Veritas to announce our new CEO, George Santos!
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Garbage fuckers and hose beasts- a banner day for adding to my lexicon of epithets. I love this place.
Do you really think he will get off?
From the criminal charges, or are you referring to the self-pleasuring?
Criminal…and how do I wash my brain about “self-pleasuring?
"Be the dildo!" -- James O'Keefe, maybe
Gives musical theater fans a bad name, the pustule.